Ed G. Mann believes in the Marxist aphorism of “What’s mine is mine and what’s yours is mine” to the fullest. Therefore, for your edification, I’m borrowing cadging pilfering this article fromThe People’s Cube™.
Vermonters have much for which to be thankful. They cast their bread upon the waters and received this in exchange.
As the Rabbi once said in the temple, “Such a deal, we should get!”
Basic economic analysis of the $780 billion stimulus package indicates that the plan to socialize the US economy will likely fail unless the Obama Administration backs it up by replacing the existing legal tender called “the dollar” with a new kind of motivational currency called the “Thank You Sucker” (TYS) notes, which would flood the markets and stimulate the economy without causing inflation.
Above is our original design proposal of the new motivational money that features the portrait of Barack Obama, who once complained that he “didn’t look like those guys on the dollar bills.” The bill also features one of Obama’s most relevant money quotes, “Focusing your life solely on making a buck shows poverty of ambition,” as well as a couple of axioms that serve as cornerstones of the progressive fiscal philosophy: “Money is the root of all evil” and “I win, you lose.” In place of denomination at the top corners, the bill features the big letters “O,” which some may misread as big zeroes, and at the bottom corners, the anagram “TYS” in the shape of the hammer and sickle.
Obama won the election with a rhetoric that skillfully replaced the words “socialist revolution” with the word “change.” Now he is skillfully replacing the word “recession” with “catastrophe.” The next logical step is to keep the economy running by replacing “dollar” with “thank you.”
Now that you can see that you will be paid, be properly thankful, pick up your shovels or hoes and get back to work on the roads or rutabaga fields which ever is appropriate.
Thank the Messiah for his Largess.
Filed under: Satire | Tagged: Bailout, Economy, Leahy, Obama, Peter Welch, Sanders, Shumlin, Socialists, Vermont Legislature
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