Obama administration concerned about growing shortage of primary-care doctors
by Myron Krankheit/New York Tums
Friday April 31, 2009, 9:59 AM Washington — Obama administration officials, alarmed at doctor shortages, are looking for rapid ways to increase the number of physicians to meet the needs of an aging population and millions of uninsured people.
DHS, HUD and CDC officials said they were particularly concerned about shortages of primary-care providers who are the main source of health care for most Americans.
Even if you have health insurance, you cannot afford to see a doctor.
Premier, sorry, President Obama proposes to increase the supply of doctors by giving amnesty to all illegals immediately AFTER they apply to medical school. “The white coat, stethoscope and citizenship papers accrue from day one,” Obama promised to workers on the shop floor at Tyson’s largest poultry plant. You have great surgical skills, honed here and elsewhere. The President mentioned the squandering of the illegals toil in chicken processing plants for minimum wage, when in just four years they could be performing angioplasties for $2.00/hr more.
“They will be only doing the jobs Americans won’t do,” he said, in a speech to AARP.
Obama noted that Universal Health Care would be affordable; Medicare/Medicaid outlays come under control and choice still included in the system.
Anyone wishing to see a doctor outside the system is free to do so with or without private insurance.
They will have to do this with after tax dollars of course.
Most Government Printing Offices are assembling a variety of surgical procedure manuals titled “Eye Surgery, Hip Replacement etc. for Dummies, as well as ESL courses for the ER.
Congress will keep the private care and staff it currently enjoys.
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They can start here enrolling them at UVM Med. Then give everyone of our esteemed legislators their own personal quacktor and require them to use only those services.
No more political elite.