USDA school snack food putsch

Feds sub Spirulina and Chlorella
for Carrots and Celery!

Federal colonics in fashion

The U.S. Agriculture Department would be given the power to regulate all food sold in schools — including vending machine snacks — when Congress renews child nutrition programs.

When asked, Harkin told reporters when the work begins, “We intend to regulate every facet of food Americans eat in schools except Oreos.,” he vehemently stated. “That icon, for obvious reasons, is off limits.”

A goal of the Obama administration is eliminating childhood hunger by 2015, but as usual has provided few details of how it will accomplish this goal. The few details that have leaked out contained words such as demands, czar, federal control and immigrant labor.

Concannon also said he wants people who rely on USDA food programs to be able to buy more food from select farmers’ markets.

According to Sen. Harkin, we’re putting so much corn in gasoline, I’m for declaring it a beverage, serving in school food programs and buying with food stamps. “Additionally, this will help the most needy during the school year and we know they will shop the farmers’ markets for tofu and hummus.”

Senator Harkin represents Iowa, a large hog farming state; he has vast knowledge of porking pig butts. He claims to be a common man.