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Did you know…

…that believers of the national media’s fantasy that Barack Obama understands economics have a greater statistical probability of being struck by lightning or winning Powerball?
The same odds carry over to believers in the Vermont Legislature’s prowess.

State controls on food

Venezuela’s food shortages
President Hugo Chavez is tightening state control over Venezuela’s food supply, setting quotas for food staples which are to be sold at government-imposed prices.
Vermont follows suit
Vermont tightens state control of maple syrup
Sen. Shumlin claims Senate votes to override any veto by the Governor. House votes there too says Speaker Smith.
“If any industry [...]

Governor Douglas is an obstructionist

The people have spoken; they demand action. We cannot wait for Washington to bail us out when the People’s Republic has the ability to change direction for Vermont and this Nation!
Immediately, Commissars Shummy and Shap will appoint an interim Premier to head the Democratic Peoples Republic of Vermont replacing the obstructionist Governor.
This is far past [...]

Beware the glaciers of July

The serious Climate Change damage forecast by the Eco-nazis is starting.
The heaviest snowfall in 20 years has closed thousands of schools and caused transport chaos up the eastern side of Britain, with London and the surrounding areas the hardest hit.
Six million bus passengers were left in the lurch as all London’s bus services were halted [...]

Vermont’s New Hybrid Vehicle is Carbonless

Solar-Wind-Kinetic Hybrid
Vermont’s Progressive and Green Parties celebrated a first in the nation, outdoing CA in being Green. Vermont’s vehicle hybridizes solar, wind and stored kinetic energy establishing the “MotoFutura” as the centerpiece of the resurgent Vermont economy.
The Speaker of the House and the Speaker Pro Tem said the MotoFutura will be a success since banned [...]

Social engineering, heh

In Vermont it is the thought that counts; accomplishing something is secondary and may actually be counter productive.
Much colloquy goes into low income housing for instance, but actually fabricating it might have those people shuffle into the neighborhood and well you know what that means…
So, in Vermont our social engineers decreed that high rises are [...]

Open Notes on Flatlanders

You seem to believe by moving to Vermont, that confers some sort of “Yankee” persona or the highly valued Woodchuck appellation that not even all Vermonters earn. Far from it, in fact old flatlander habits die a lingering and obvious death.
To wit:

With the prediction of a minuscule amount of snow, your presence is required [...]

Enviro-Police News

Middlebury (Enviro News)
State Police adjudged the discovery of the body of a young male behind several recycling bins a homicide early Sunday morning. The cause of death appears to be asphyxiation due to a considerable wad of paper wedged in the victim’s airway according to the Senior Trooper at the scene.
It appears that the male [...]

Riches by fiat

On Jan 1st Vermont’s minimum wage increases by 5%  One wonders what this does for the employment numbers.
As the Free Press says, “That means the lowest paid Vermonters will see their pay go from $7.68 an hour to $8.06.”
In order to afford this, grocers and convenience store owners are hiking prices by 10% [...]