Texting shortcuts that adults understand

Since the “kids” have all their little texting codes…like LOL, BFF, WTF, etc…. Here are some codes for us who are at or approaching our senior years: ATD – At the Doctor’s BFF – Best Friends Funeral BTW – Bring the Wheelchair BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth CBM – Covered by Medicare CUATSC – [...]

An answer for the Bamster

Another stupid beer summit.

Ecological Disaster in Bolivia

OH-MI-GOD! GAIA! ZEUS! OBAMA! 1 Million Fish Dead in Bolivian Ecological Disaster (3 Aug. 2010 – Update: The number of dead fish and other water-dependent wildlife has increased to about 6 million.) Over 1 million fish and thousands of alligators, turtles, dolphins and other river wildlife are floating dead in numerous Bolivian rivers in the [...]

For the Postmodern Feminist

When that Feminazi-doxie gives you a raft of unintelligible twit-talk, give her the gift of “Love”. She can spend her days naming them! Give Your Ex Crabs — By Mail! A new website is selling colonies of pubic lice for the express purpose of letting you give crabs to those you hate. Je veux ta [...]

Internet warning

If you recieve an e-mail with an attachment saying Nude photo of Barbara Boxer, DO NOT OPEN IT! It contains a nude photo of Barbara Boxer!

Did you know…

…that believers of the national media’s fantasy that Barack Obama understands economics have a greater statistical probability of being struck by lightning or winning Powerball? The same odds carry over to believers in the Vermont Legislature’s prowess.

State controls on food

Venezuela’s food shortages President Hugo Chavez is tightening state control over Venezuela’s food supply, setting quotas for food staples which are to be sold at government-imposed prices. Vermont follows suit Vermont tightens state control of maple syrup Sen. Shumlin claims Senate votes to override any veto by the Governor. House votes there too says Speaker [...]

Governor Douglas is an obstructionist

The people have spoken; they demand action. We cannot wait for Washington to bail us out when the People’s Republic has the ability to change direction for Vermont and this Nation! Immediately, Commissars Shummy and Shap will appoint an interim Premier to head the Democratic Peoples Republic of Vermont replacing the obstructionist Governor. This is [...]

Beware the glaciers of July

The serious Climate Change damage forecast by the Eco-nazis is starting. The heaviest snowfall in 20 years has closed thousands of schools and caused transport chaos up the eastern side of Britain, with London and the surrounding areas the hardest hit. Six million bus passengers were left in the lurch as all London’s bus services [...]

Vermont’s New Hybrid Vehicle is Carbonless

Solar-Wind-Kinetic Hybrid Vermont’s Progressive and Green Parties celebrated a first in the nation, outdoing CA in being Green. Vermont’s vehicle hybridizes solar, wind and stored kinetic energy establishing the “MotoFutura” as the centerpiece of the resurgent Vermont economy. The Speaker of the House and the Speaker Pro Tem said the MotoFutura will be a success [...]