Jewish Humor

Morris is having a drink in “Raffi’s Jewish Bar” when he gets a call from his wife. After a short chat with her, he orders drinks for everybody and proudly announces out loud, “Good news everyone. My Sarah has just given birth to a typical Jewish baby boy. He’s our first child and he weighs 25 pounds.”

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh that much, but Morris just says. “That’s about average for my family, and my son’s a typical chasid boy.”

Two weeks later, Morris returns to the bar. As soon as he enters, Raffi goes over to him and says, “You’re the father of the Jewish baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren’t you? We’ve all been making bets about how big he’d be in two weeks. So how much does your son now weigh?”

Morris proudly replies, “My son David now weighs 17 pounds.”

Raffi is quite concerned. “So what happened? He was 25 pounds when he was born.”

Morris leans over to Raffi and proudly says, “We had him circumcised!”

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