Hope n’ Change

Alleged Home for the Holidays

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Because “Mele Kalikimaka” is so difficult to pronounce

The left-leaning media is still hyperventilating about Russian interference with our election, going so far in some cases as to declare that we are no longer a free country and that Vladimir “Nice Pecs” Putin has successfully pulled off a massive coup d’etat. Apparently, his evil goal is to destroy us from within by facilitating the appointment of brain surgeons to cabinet positions.

All of which would seem considerably more like a terrifying existential crisis if Barack Obama cared enough to have skipped his annual bajillion-dollar Christmas getaway to the five-star environs of Hawaii. But there he is again, thousands of miles from the Oval Office – golfing, gnawing shave ice, eschewing any traditional symbols of Christmas or Christianity entirely, and (understandably) avoiding contact with family members as much as possible…

It’s all the more impressive considering her deep sense of hopelessness.

Frankly, we’re so sick of the first family and their wretched excesses that we pulled these cartoons out of the vault and can’t really work up any enthusiasm about coming up with fresh ways to disparage them today. We’re tired, we detest them, and we just want them gone.

Not that it’s a bad start having them on Oahu. Which, by wild coincidence, is what we’ll be shouting when they’re escorted (hopefully forcefully) out of the White House on January 20th.

BONUS: A RANDOM HOLIDAY THOUGHT…
…to help us fill out the page at least a little more.
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Seriously, why isn’t PETA all over this?!
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