Jewish Humor

Esther is having a chat with her friend.
“Becky,” she says, “did you know that your husband Moshe is always bragging about you? He says that you never get angry with him, you never raise your voice to him, and you never ever complain about him. So tell me already. How do you manage to do that? I certainly couldn’t do that with my David.”

“It’s easier than you think,” replies Becky. “Here’s what I do. Whenever I’m angry with Moshe, I just go upstairs and clean the toilet. And my anger instantly ceases.”

“So how on earth does cleaning the toilet help you?” asks Esther.

“I use his toothbrush, that’s how,” replies Becky.

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