Jewish Humor

Sam Levy texted his wife, “Darling, sorry to tell you but I got hit by a car near my office this morning and I’m now in Watford General Hospital. Sharon brought me here.

The doctors have been making tests and taking X-rays and the good news is that they’ve told me that the big blow I took to my forehead shouldn’t have any lasting effect. But I’ve broken two ribs and my left arm. I’ve also got a fractured leg which they say should hopefully heal over the next 3 months or so. Sorry darling for putting you through all this worry.”

Esther immediately texted back, “Who’s Sharon?”

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