Hymie is visiting Hong Kong and while passing through a small neighborhood, he is surprised to see a synagogue. So he decides to go inside.
Sure enough, he sees a Chinese Rabbi and a Chinese congregation. The service is lovely and very touching.
When the service ends, the Rabbi stands at the door greeting his congregants. When Hymie goes to leave, the Rabbi says to him, “You’re a Jew?”
“Yes, I’m Jewish,” replies Hymie.
“Funny,” says the Rabbi. “You no look it.”