Jewish Humor

The following statements about the Bible were written by children. The statements have not been retouched or bad spelling corrected.

  • Noah’s wife was called Joan of Ark because Noah built the ark, which the animals came to in pears.
  • The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with unsympathetic Genitals.
  • The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
  • The seventh commandment is, “Thou shalt not admit adultery”.
  • David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.
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