We seniors need to stick together over some of these things. If you find the guys in white coats and wagons coming to the front door, make sure you have a back door.
My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds. Only 15 to go in 2017.
Ate salad for dinner. Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce. OK, cheese too. All right, it was a pizza. I ate a pizza.
How to prepare Tofu: Throw it in the trash. Grill some meat
I just did a week’s worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.
I don’t mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet food in 4 hours and 8 minutes. Do they really expect that little food to last 14 days?
A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.
Kids today don’t know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk nine feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.
Senility has been a smooth transition for me.
Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero out they closed school? Me neither.
I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented….unnh, where I was going with this.
I love being over 65. I learn something new every day and forget 5 others.
A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.
I think I’ll just put an “Out of Order” sticker on my forehead and call it a day.
November 6, 2016 was the end of Daylight Savings Time. Hope you didn’t forget to set your bathroom scale back 10 pounds on Saturday night.