Jewish Humor

Morris goes into a police station to report that his wife Rebecca is missing.Morris: “I’ve lost my wife. She went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.”

Sergeant: “What is her height, sir?”

Morris: “I think it’s 5 foot something.”

Sergeant: “And what about her build?”

Morris: She’s not slim, but nor is she really fat.”

Sergeant: “What colour are her eyes sir?”

Morris: “I don’t know, I’ve never really noticed.”

Sergeant: “And what about the colour of her hair?”

Morris: “It changes according to the season and what hairdresser she goes to.”

Sergeant: “What clothes was she wearing when you last saw her?”

Morris: “I think she was wearing either a blue dress or else blue jeans. I don’t remember exactly.”

Sergeant: “Did she go shopping by car?”

Morris: “Yes she did.”

Sergeant: “And what is the make of the car?”

Morris: “It’s a high performance 560 HP Audi in a very special silver grey metallic paint. It has 8-speed paddle-shift automatic transmission and a 6.35 litre V12 engine generating at least 460 HP. It has the Z51 Super Performance Package; larger than normal alloy wheels; GT bucket seats; Satellite Navigation with world-wide coverage, and Direct Injection. It also unfortunately has a very thin scratch on the front left door. And ………. ”
At this point, Morris starts to cry.

Sergeant: “Don’t worry sir…….We’ll find your car.”


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