Jewish Humor

After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

“How about some perfume?” he asks the cosmetics clerk.
She shows him a bottle costing $50.00.

“That’s a bit much,” says Tim, so she returns with a smaller bottle for $30.00.

“That’s still quite a bit,” Tim complains.

Growing annoyed, the clerk brings out a tiny $15.00 bottle.

“What I mean,” says Tim, “is I’d like to see something really cheap.”

…The clerk hands him a mirror.

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