- He who uses bad language is an ignorant Schmuck.
- A smart Jew knows on which side his broad is better.
- Love thy neighbour but make sure her husband is away.
- You can’t judge a book by its author.
- It’s not the money, it’s the principal and interest.
- A friend in need is a pest indeed.
- He who never passes the buck is a miser.
- Practiss makes perfict.