Jewish Humor

Miscellaneous

  • He who uses bad language is an ignorant Schmuck.
  • A smart Jew knows on which side his broad is better.
  • Love thy neighbour but make sure her husband is away.
  • You can’t judge a book by its author.
  • It’s not the money, it’s the principal and interest.
  • A friend in need is a pest indeed.
  • He who never passes the buck is a miser.
  • Practiss makes perfict.
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