Jewish Humor

One day, Miriam, an attractive daughter, says to her mother Rebecca, “I’ve had enough mum – I’m divorcing Nathan.”

“Oy Veh!” says Rebecca, “Why darling?”

“Because all Nathan wants is sex, sex, and more sex,” replies Miriam. “My vagina now stands open the size of a 50p coin when it used to be the size of a 5p piece.”

After a few seconds of silence, Rebecca says to Miriam, “You’re married to a multi-millionaire businessman! You live in an 8 bedroom mansion in Hampstead Garden Suburb! You drive a £200,000 Ferrari! You get £5,000 a week allowance! You take at least 6 holidays a year!

And yet now you want to throw it all away over 45p?”

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