Jewish Humor

Moshe was about to start a round of golf and was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him.
Moshe said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the

They were even after the first few holes. The second guy said, “We’re about evenly matched, how about playing for £5 a hole?”

Moshe admitted that he wasn’t much of a betting man, but agreed to the terms. The second guy won the remaining sixteen holes with ease. Moshe then paid him £80.

As they were walking off the 18th Green, the second guy was busy counting his £80. He then confessed to Moshe that he was the Pro at a neighbouring course and liked to pick on suckers.

Moshe immediately revealed that he was the local Rabbi.

The Pro was flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money to Moshe.

Moshe said, “You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. You keep your winnings.”

The Pro said, “Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?”

Moshe said, “Well, you could come to my Synagogue on Sunday and make a donation. And if you want to bring your Mother and Father along with you, I’ll marry them.”


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: