Jewish Humor

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, “How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in the Nightingale Nursing Home?”

“Well,” he said, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the older person and say, “could you please empty the bathtub as quickly as you can.”

“Oh, now I understand,” I said to the doctor. “A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”

“No” said the doctor. “A normal person would pull the plug. Do you
want a bed in Nightingale near the window?”

WELL? ARE YOU GOING TO PASS ON THIS TEST, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE ?

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