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Stilton’s Place

Comeytose
We’re not at all sure that “ignorance is bliss,” but we’ve decided to at least give it a try when it comes to anything whatsoever that FBI Director James Comey has to say, now or in the future.

As we understand it (and trust us, we’re not trying very hard) Comey just testified that there’s no evidence whatsoever that Russia hacked the election, hacked election results, or attempted to influence the election any more than they’ve been attempting for decades.

However, the man who downgraded treasonous security breaches to “extreme carelessness” when Hillary snapped her fingers was perfectly willing to announce, with great seriousness and theatrically cocked eyebrow, that his agency (at the insistence of Democrats) is actively investigating any ties between Russia and Trump’s campaign…even though there may not be any.

Are there salient details that we’re missing here? It’s entirely possible – and we just don’t care. Comey is a self-interested political hack who has destroyed the credibility of the FBI, and his meaningless pronouncements only serve as fresh fodder for the fake news mills (yes, we’re talking about you, New York Times).

For the good of the country, we’d like to see Trump appoint a new director to the FBI as soon as possible. And to prove there are no hard feelings, we suggest he also appoint Comey to be director of the STFU.

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