Stilton’s Place

Stilton’s Place

Stick It In Your (Good) Ear

Yes, that’s an actual quote from Colbert.

We’d like to feign outrage at Stephen Colbert for his extended, gutter-language attack on President Trump on the CBS “Late Show,” but frankly we’ve come to expect this bottom-scraping level of discourse from the Left.

More than anything else, this incident has given us a moment of nostalgia for the days when obscenity wasn’t considered family entertainment. Specifically, we’re remembering when Jack Paar, the wildly popular host of “The Tonight Show” at the time, actually lost his job after he dared to utter the words “water closet” (a gentle euphemism for “bathroom,” as if one were needed) on his late night broadcast. How times have changed – and not for the better.

Mind you, when it comes to being garbage-mouthed, we can personally put Tourette’s patients to shame. But we’re not on a national stage, talking about the President of the United States. And in eight years of attacking Barack Obama, with cause, we never went quite as far as Colbert did. Except maybe that one Valentine’s Day when we mentioned that Barry and his “body man,” Reggie Love, could use Preperation-H to make their relationship even tighter.

Perhaps Colbert’s screed can be attributed to the well-documented ratings war between himself and his late night rival Jimmy Fallon. The race for first place is thought to boil down to (and “I kid you not,” as Paar used to say) which host can be the most vicious in his attacks on Trump. Or maybe the genuinely witty (but wildly liberal) Colbert has simply lost his mind after enduring 100 days of a President trying to make America great again.

We aren’t going to boycott Colbert, because we already don’t watch his show. But we hope he cleans up his act, and restricts his scatological outbursts to a more appropriate time and place.

We’re thinking the water closet.

We have no idea, however, if he also has asymmetrical nuts.

BONUS: AND SPEAKING OF WATER CLOSETS…

In keeping with our reflection on the once-genteel nature of popular entertainment, we thought it would be fun to share a bit of movie trivia we recently discovered.

Back in 1960, Alfred Hitchcock’s classic film”Psycho” was the first American movie (let alone TV show) to show a toilet being flushed. Audiences were shocked and horrified, even though the commode (oops, there goes our late night TV career) was only being used to dispose of torn scraps of paper.

Not even toilet paper. And definitely not used toilet paper. Which could probably get its own late night show these days.

The film that changed the whirl of motion pictures!
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