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Snakes Smear in the Park

New York’s well-funded (including with tax money) “Shakespeare in the Park” company recently staged a modern day retelling of Julius Caesar in which the title character is depicted as President Trump – causing liberal glee when he’s graphically and bloodily assassinated onstage by knife-wielding maniacs of the type that recently staged a similar production on London Bridge.

What a fun family outing, huh? And how better to introduce kids to Shakespeare than by making it “fun” with the repeated stabbing of an American President?!

Critics on the Left (are there any other kind?) say that conservatives and fly-over peasants are being over-sensitive about this brilliant restaging and maybe they’re right. Which is why, in the interest of “Making Theater Great Again,” we’d like to suggest some other adaptations which might please those same critics and stimulate sophisticated cocktail conversations after an outdoor evening with the Bard.

We’ve already handled “Hamlet” in the cartoon above, though we’re a little worried that such a production might prompt n-word spouting “comic” Bill Maher to refer to it as “Spear Shaker in the Park.” Does the man’s racism know no bounds?!

Still, it’s hard to envision the theater company going wrong with portraying Lady Macbeth as a wildly demented and blood-stained Hillary Clinton. And imagine how delightful “Romeo & Juliet” would be starring lookalikes for Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky in the title roles? Talk about your (Ken) Starr-crossed lovers! And seriously, the multiple death scenes at the play’s end (oops, spoiler alert) would bring cheering audiences to their feet!

To show that we’re good sports, we’ll let the “Shakespeare in the Park” folks use any or all of these ideas to help them show their devotion to diversity of opinion in the arts, and to inject a little blood into their centuries-old productions which isn’t that of a sitting President. [snip]

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