Humor

A man slides into a bar looking quite glum, tells the beer-keep to line up 8 shot glasses and fill them up.

As fast as the barman can pour this guy tosses them down.

“Damn” says the tender. “I’ve never seen anyone drink that fast.”

The customer opined that, “The bartender would drink like that if he had what the man says he has.”

“My God, what do you have?”

“Two dollars” came back the answer.