Maurice shows up at his favorite watering hole with a glum look on his face, sits down at the bar and orders a beer.

“What’s the matter Maurice, why so down and out? queries the bartender.

“Oh hell, I’ve had this fear of monsters under the bed since I was a kid.” I found a shrink that says he can rid me of this, but it is going to cost me $200 an hour and will take maybe four months.” “I can’t afford those rates.”

“I can help cure that and it won’t take four months nor cost $200 an hour” the bar keep told Maurice.

“Really?’ replied Maurice. “That would be wonderful. How can you do that.”

“Cut the legs off the bed”, said the barkeep.

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