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Meet your Representatives!

If this doesn’t convince you that you need to vote new people into office, then there is no hope for change.


The troubled life of a Snowflake

It must be terrible to live in constant fear of some triggering event or object be it the sight of a statue, an errant sign or a shoe lace. What else can terrorize one so quickly: An unperfumed fart in a dorm elevator perhaps?

Michigan State Launches Investigation Into a Shoelace Mistaken For a Noose

A stray shoelace on the Michigan State University campus being mistaken for a noose led to an investigation and a strong condemnation by the university president and a police investigation.

In a statement on the “racial incident” at a residence hall on Oct. 4, MSU president Lou Anna K. Simon applauded a student for the “courage” she displayed by reporting an item she found outside her room. The statement also claimed an investigation was being conducted by the MSU Police and the Office of Institutional Equity.

Simon also condemned the “noose”— which, again, was later found to be a shoelace — as a “symbol of intimidation and threat that has a horrendous history in America” that “is not tolerated on our campus”:

I want to be clear: This type of behavior is not tolerated on our campus. No Spartan should ever feel targeted based on their race, or other ways in which they identify. A noose is a symbol of intimidation and threat that has a horrendous history in America.

After the investigation was conducted, however, MSU spokesman Jason Cody issued another statement saying the police have determined the item was a “packaged leather shoelace and not a noose.” [snip]

Cody also clarified that the person who lost the shoelace lived on the same floor as the person who reported the incident and did not intend harassment.

In 2015, the University of Delaware launched a hate crime investigation over paper lanterns on campus. At Bowling Green State University, a student reported lab equipment in a window as a Ku Klux Klan meeting, while a stray banana peel triggered the cancelation of a Greek life event at the University of Mississippi earlier this year.

There is more than a bit of humor in this. If one knows a smattering of their early history, you might recall the Battle of Thermopylae. If you suffered under a recent public school education, perhaps you saw the movie “300”. That’s the short version.

Michigan State’s cognomen is the “Spartans”; one cannot believe those real Spartans would be triggered by much of anything.

The Snowflakes at MSU befoul the name “Spartans and the University should convert the the name to the “Daunted”.

Certified Loonies

In the lives of the Loony Left, when one isn’t busy out hugging poison ivy, there has to be some other other misfiring in the cerebral cortex. In this case, it is the desire to give water molecules human rights. All of them we guess since there are no distinguishing marks to separate one from another.

Environmentalists sue to give river human rights

An environmental group is filing the first lawsuit of its kind on Sept. 26 in the U.S., attempting to force the state of Colorado to recognize the “legal rights” of the Colorado River and the surrounding ecosystem.

Activist organization Deep Green Resistance (DGR) has signed on as the river’s “next friends” in Colorado River v. State of Colorado. The Community Environmental Legal Defense Fund (CELDF) is a legal adviser in the case, according to a CELDF press release.

“This action … comes as courts around the world are beginning to hold that nature and ecosystems possess legally enforceable rights,” CELDF’s International Center for the Rights of Nature Director Mari Margil said in a press release from Sept. 21.

“Building on ongoing lawmaking efforts, we believe that this lawsuit will be the first of many which begins to change the status of nature under our legal systems,” Margil added.

DGR is committed to stopping “industrial civilization from burning fossil fuels.” The organization wants society to revert to a “sustainable” culture without the modern form of civilization fueled by limited resources.

“Life on Earth is more important than this insane, temporary culture based on hyper-exploitation of finite resources. This culture needs to be destroyed before it consumes all life on this planet,” the group’s website says. “Humanity is not the same as civilization. Humans have developed many sane and sustainable cultures, themselves at risk from civilization.”

Out of curiosity, did all the water molecules sign on to this class action lawsuit? Did any agree to be represented in court; if not where is the standing in court for these LOONS.
Don’t we have enough serious problems ongoing in the country with the likes of Kasich, the NFL, Pelosi’s brain cramps and the bat crazy Mayor of San Juan?
Toss the suit and make the fools pay all court costs for all involved.

Idiot’s Corner

Every person in the military, from a Boot to a General knows the General Orders by rote. Those are learned in basic and drilled into one’s memory.

This Petty Officer 2nd class evidently believed she was above those orders.

Navy Sailor Refuses To Stand For National Anthem – IMMEDIATELY Regrets It.

Written by David Miller

A former Navy intelligence specialist recently took a page out of Colin Kaepernick’s playbook and refused to stand for the national anthem during morning colors. However, she quickly learned she’d made a huge mistake.

Conservative Tribune reported that Petty Officer 2nd Class Janaye Ervin was stripped of her security clearance and assigned to menial labor for a few days before she was forced to leave the Navy for disrespecting our country so blatantly.

It all started on September 19, when Ervin refused to stand for the anthem when she was on reserve duty at Joint Base Pearl Harbor-Hickam in Hawaii. The International BusinessTimes reported that Ervin claimed she was trying to make a statement about blacks being persecuted in the United States by doing this.  “I just didn’t want to stand at that moment,” Ervin said “I can’t stand for this song knowing that the song isn’t for me, being black. The song doesn’t represent me at all. To be honest, I never really thought about the flag my entire life, I had no reason to. It’s just a flag.”

The next day, Ervin’s superiors read her her rights and gave her a warning about potentially compromising her security clearance, which she needed for both her military and civilian job. One day after that, she was stripped of her security clearance and escorted out of the secure area where she was working.

Ervin is now claiming that she was never told which order she was violating, but this is clearly a lie since she violated the 10th General Order for Sentries, “…To salute all officers and colors and standards not cased…..” which is taught in Navy boot camp.

All members of the Navy are required to memorize all 11 general orders in bootcamp, and they are aware that violating any one of them is subject to Article 92 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice and is subject to whatever punishment is decided by court-martial.

On September 21, Ervin took to Facebook to publicly whine about how “unfair” this has been for her.  “The Navy has decided to punish me for defending the Constitution and has taken away my equipment I need to do my Naval job,” she wrote, according to PopularMilitary.com.

Hey, Janaye, the Navy did not take ANYTHING from you – you forfeited your own job when you knowingly violated a general order.

SHARE this story if you think she got what she deserved.

Certified Loonies

Here’s a visual definition of Maxine Waters.

Mad Maxine: I Guarantee Donald Trump Is Colluding With The Russians To Undermine Our Government

Rep. Maxine Waters (D-CA) was on a roll again, pushing her impeachment of Donald Trump initiative that will get absolutely nowhere, but hey—she’s a California liberal; she can say whatever she wants. During a town hall event hosted by the Congressional Black Caucus Foundation, Waters went on a rampage, voicing her frustration at black voters for not being aggressive in jumping into her clown car and advocating for the impeachment of Trump. She said that Trump lies every day, he’s obstructed justice, and that he’s in collusion with the Russians. [snip]

The Free Beacon clipped the insanity:

“Impeachment is about whatever the Congress says it is. There is no law that can dictate impeachment. What the Constitution says is ‘high crimes and misdemeanors’ and we define that. Bill Clinton got impeached because he lied. Here you have a president who I can tell you and guarantee you is in collusion with the Russians to undermine our democracy. Here you have a president who has obstructed justice. And here you have a president that lies every day; thank God that the special counsel is beginning to connect the dots and understand Facebook’s role in it; social media’s role in it.

When is the black community going to say, ‘yeah, impeach him’? It’s time to go after him. I don’t hear you! [snip]

Prior to his resignation, Waters said Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-UT) had ties to the Kremlin, which was psychobabble. In May, she tried to peddle the collusion theory on MSNBC and was shut down by then-Huffington Post journalist Sam Stein who noted there is no actual evidence of collusion, which Waters admitted. She also lumped Ben Carson in with white nationalists. Yeah, Raging Waters has been going off the rails for quite some time now.

The only reason the Donkeys keep this behema around is so they don’t have to get caught saying this crap. At some point even the dumbest idiot in the ‘hood is going to catch on to this clown’s lip flappin’ noise. They are going to realize she is taking their money for sitting in DC and they’re getting nothing in return.
That’s when the fat lady starts singing and Maxine stops bloviating.

Sociapathy in action

Sociopath: a person with a psychopathic personality whose behavior is antisocial, often criminal and who lacks a sense of moral responsibility or social conscience.

It is beyond dispute that the genetic make up of the sexes consists of paired chromosomes, in the female XX and the male XY. That pairing determine the plumbing. Any slicing, dicing, chopping,  cutting and rearranging doesn’t affect the DNA arrangement of either XX or XY.

The end result is one is still a male or female despite the change in position in which one micturates.

Political Speak

Today, it becomes more and more difficult speaking to the opposing side as the Left attempts to suppress that which ‘offends’ their sensitivities. Praying for the well being of the team before a game is offensive to someone in the stands. A flag in the classroom offends an illegal immigrant.

I’m offended!

The Lord’s Prayer is not allowed in most U.S. Public schools any more.
A kid in Minnesota, wrote the following NEW School Prayer:

Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.

If scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.

Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That’s no offense; it’s a freedom scene..
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.

For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all..
In silence alone we must meditate,
God’s name is prohibited by the State..

We’re allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks…
They’ve outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.

We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the ‘unwed daddy,’ our Senior King.
It’s ‘inappropriate’ to teach right from wrong,
We’re taught that such ‘judgments’ do not belong..

We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles…
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.

It’s scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school’s a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!