Idiot’s Corner

Can anyone answer the question to “How these individuals keep getting re-elected to Congress? If breathing wasn’t a reflex action, they would forget to do it.

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Laissez le bon temps rouler

When Political Correctness runs rampant, there isn’t anything to stop it.

Here in chronological order are the consequences of making a snowman in today’s Canada
 8:00   I made a snowman. 
8:10   A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman. 
8:15   So, I made a snow woman.
8:17   The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman’s voluptuous chest.
8:20   The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snow men instead.
8:25   The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28   I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31   The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf.
8:40   Someone calls the cops who show up to see what’s going on.
8:42   I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter : “Yeah, if it’s across your head.”
8:52   My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.
9:00   I’m on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble during this difficult weather.
9:10   I am asked if I have any accomplices.
9:29   A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.

Be safe in…

…a gun FREE Society.

Poop pile

Have you ever seen crap piled this high? Damn, give ole jug ears a feather in his mouth , he probably could fly.

Idiot’s Corner

The major thrust of the Enviro-nazi movement is the battle cry “Sustainable everything” from recyclable shopping bags to reusable toilet paper. They have placed giant solar farms that bake birds on the wing. All this is to get a zero carbon footprint. For those birds that escape going up in flames, a more devious mechanical device is erected on the ridgelines to remove the larger birds of prey.

These choppers mangle both Golden and Bald Eagles, California Condors, Accipiters and Buteos specie of hawk plus the occasional buzzard. Not in the least selective, these pinwheels whack one and all.

So much for caring about Gaia.

Idiot’s Corner

…an insane day.

This photo taken off of Drudge this AM is a file photo from either last year or one year past that. But it makes no difference for it does capture the crassness of Americans on this darkest Friday of the year, Black Friday.
Given the absolute inanity of TV venue and nightly Network Fable shows that purport to be news why would anyone risk life and limb in a fight for a big screen TV? And on revolving credit, how many can afford the damn thing. Finally, by the time they pay it off, (if they do) the new and improved model is on the shelves in a couple of months.

Remember t’is the season to be Jolly
with fisticuffs, guns, bandages and holly.
Stuffed with turkey, ham and alcohol,
off we trundle to shop the mall.
to join in the push, shove, squawk and yell,
over items stores last year couldn’t sell.
All the thumps, pokes and bruises proved folly,
remember t’is the season to be jolly.

One shot outside mall, brawls shut down another on Black Friday

One person was shot outside a Missouri mall as swarms of shoppers looking for Black Friday deals saw chaos pop up throughout the country.

An unidentified 19-year-old received life-threatening injuries after being shot in the parking lot of a center in the college town of Columbia late Thursday night, according to KMIZ.

It was not immediately clear what caused the shooting at the mall, which was open until midnight on Thanksgiving as would-be savers began looking for deals before the unofficial commercial holiday began.

One person was shot outside a Missouri mall as swarms of shoppers looking for Black Friday deals saw chaos pop up throughout the country.

An unidentified 19-year-old received life-threatening injuries after being shot in the parking lot of a center in the college town of Columbia late Thursday night, according to KMIZ.

It was not immediately clear what caused the shooting at the mall, which was open until midnight on Thanksgiving as would-be savers began looking for deals before the unofficial commercial holiday began. [snip]

Then there was this lovely gathering of bonhomie and frivolity at this mall in Alabama which resulted in the mall being closed. The Mau Mau uprisings had no comparison in violence to these shoppers. There are videos at the site for your ‘viewing’ pleasure.

Huge Black Friday brawl inside mall as ‘shopper throws shoe which hits baby’ and women wrestle on floor

Footage shows women punching and kicking each other as police try to break them apart before the entire mall is shut down

Black Friday shoppers got into a huge brawl at a shopping mall as wild footage shows women wrestling on the floor and being handcuffed by police.

Women were seen punching and kicking each other, while one allegedly threw a shoe that hit a baby.

There were scenes of chaos as the women brawled and police and staff struggled to break them apart.

Stunned witnesses laughed and recorded video on their mobile phones as police ordered them to leave the store.

The mall in the US state of Alabama had to be shut down early after multiple fights were reported, while a shooting left one person critically injured at a mall in Missouri as Black Friday shoppers showed up looking for deals.

A number of women were arrested during the brawl inside a shop at the Riverchase Galleria mall in Hoover, Alabama. [snip]

The fight broke out late Thursday night – Thanksgiving Day in the US – as malls opened early for Black Friday sales.

A Fox 6 news producer wrote on Facebook that a witness reported seeing a shoe hit a baby after it was thrown over a railing at the clothing shop Buckle.

One shopper wrote: “My cousin and her family was there in lockdown at Build-a-bear. Soooo scary!”

Another added: “Who takes a baby to Black Friday!!!!” [snip]

Local officials said one person was treated at the scene for minor injuries suffered during a fight.

Police said the fights were “of a personal nature” and not over sales.

The mall had opened at 6pm but was forced to shut just after 11pm due to fights. [snip]

Remember t’is the season to be Jolly
with fisticuffs, guns, bandages and holly.
Stuffed with turkey, ham and alcohol,
off we trundle to shop at the mall.
to join in the push, shove, squawk and yell,
over items stores last year couldn’t sell.
All the pokes, bruises proved to be folly,
remember t’is the season to be jolly.

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