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3 More nuts than a Pecan Pie!

Whose line is it?

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Only in La-La Land does this make any sense but that is where the Loony Left resides.

Feminist Blames ‘Hateful White People’…For Not Electing a White Guy

Here’s your head-scratcher for the day: a feminist is now blaming “toxic, vindictive voters” and “hateful white people” for electing a woman to office instead of a heterosexual white male.

No, this isn’t an Onion headline. By electing Republican Karen Handel to Georgia’s 6th District congressional seat instead of Democrat Jon Ossoff, feminist and all-around screeching shrew Jill Filipovic says voters displayed their rampant “bigotry.” Because, as we have clearly learned by now, it’s never the left’s fault when they lose elections – it’s all the work of racist white trash hicks and their no-good Confederate flag-waving ways.

Filipovic’s tweets are at the link. This fool should be placed where sharp items are not available to her.

Democrats weren’t entirely without fault, Filipovic eventually conceded. After all, the left should have “catered” more to their target victims audience, and ignored all those racist white folk.

Never mind that both Handel and Ossoff were white as the driven snow, or the fact that only one of them – the Republican, mind you – was a woman (which Filipovic claims to otherwise value). It appears that in the quest to paint all right-leaning voters as evil phobic Nazis, Filipovic is now labeling the entire Georgia’s 6th District constituency a bunch of racist bigots, all because they didn’t elect the straight white guy.

Yep. #LiberalLogic.

California Edjkashun today

Readin’ and writin’ doan seem to be the Snowman’s strong points but counntin’ and banging?, why he can count those $20’s, $50’s and $100’s right fast enough. School don’t produce the bling but the street do. Besides, that stuff is being WHITE!

75% of black California boys don’t meet state reading standards

Across ethnicities and economic status, girls outperform boys on English in standardized tests

Three of four African-American boys in California classrooms failed to meet reading and writing standards on the most recent round of testing, according to data obtained from the state Department of Education and analyzed by CALmatters.

More than half of black boys scored in the lowest category on the English portion of the test, trailing their female counterparts. The disparity reflects a stubbornly persistent gender gap in reading and writing scores that stretches across ethnic groups.

The data provide a unique glimpse of how gender interacts with race and class in mastery of basic reading, writing and listening skills tested on state exams. While California publishes separate figures on the performance of various ethnic and economic groups, it does not make public a more detailed breakdown of how boys and girls are performing within those groups. State officials say they do not sort the data that way because of complexity, cost and time constraints. [snip]

Don’t need that reading stuff with the NBA dreams staring at you. Hoops time is a better payoff than reading about some old fart.

Tomorrow’s Leaders Today

The following questions were set in last year’s GED examination. These are genuine answers (from 18 year old exam takers) One must assume these answers are after rigorous study.

Q. Name the four seasons?
A.. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

Q. How is dew formed?
A.. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A.. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A.. Very important Sex can only happen when a male gets an election

Q. What are steroids?
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs (Shoot yourself now , there is little hope)

Q… What happens to your body as you age?
A.. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A.. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes?
A.. Premature death

Q. What is artificial insemination?
A… That be the farmer in CA that does it to the bull instead of the cow…

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour?
A.. Keep it in the cow (Simple, but brilliant)

Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorized (e.g. The abdomen)?
A.. The body is consisted into 3 parts – the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A,E,I,O,U

Q. What is the fibula?
A.. A small lie

Q. What does ‘varicose’ mean?
A.. Nearby

Q. What is the most common form of birth control?
A.. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.

Q. Give the meaning of the term ‘Cesarean section’?
A.. The caesarean section is a district in Rome

Q. What is a seizure?
A.. A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)

Q. What is a terminal illness?
A. When you are sick at the airport.

Q. What does the word ‘benign’ mean?
A.. Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

AND THE BEST IS LAST:
Q. What is a turbine?
A.. Something an Arab or Sheik wears on his head. Once a Arab boy reaches puberty, he removes his diaper and wraps it around his head.

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Only in America…

could you hear a story like this.

I talked to a to a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way.
He said, “Up until last week, I still had it all.  I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had HDTV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library.
“I was working on my MBA on-line.  I had no bills and no debt.  I even had full medical coverage.”
I felt sorry for him, so I asked, “What happened?  Drugs?    Alcohol?  Divorce?”
“Oh no, nothing like that,” he said.  “No, no…. I was paroled.”