Holidays

People who wish veterans ” Happy Memorial Day” have no understanding of the meaning of the day.

 

Memorial Day

 

2019

Holidays

Merry Christmas

Holiday Art

Banning Christmas songs

Any one of these can get you a felony arrest record for offending some twit. Do it anyway!

Since you decided to pull “Baby it’s Cold Outside” from its playlist because someone was offended, I feel that these other holiday songs are also on the chopping block. How did our generation ever survive?

• I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus. Subjecting minors to soft core porn
• The Christmas Song: Open fire? Pollution. Folks dressed up like Eskimos? Cultural appropriation
• Holly Jolly Christmas: Kiss her once for me? Unwanted advances
• White Christmas? Racist
• Santa Claus is Coming to Town: Sees you when you’re sleeping? Knows when you’re awake? Peeping Tom stalker
• Most Wonderful Time of the Year: Everyone telling you be of good cheer? Forced to hide depression
• Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Bullying
• It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas. Forced gender-specific gifts: dolls for Janice and Jen and boots and pistols (GUNS!) for Barney and Ben
• Santa Baby: Gold digger, blackmail
• Frosty the Snowman: Sexist; not a snow woman
• Do You Hear What I Hear. blatant disregard for the hearing impaired
• Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas: Make the yuletide GAY? Wow, just wow
• Jingle Bell Rock: Giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet. animal abuse
• Mistletoe and Holly. Overeating, folks stealing a kiss or two? How did this song ever see the light of day?
• Winter Wonderland. Parson Brown demanding they get married…forced partnership
• I’ll Be Home For Christmas. Not if you are homeless. That’s just Insensitive
• Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. Homicide. Extremely violent and promotes alcoholism.”

Happy Thanksgiving

Halloween

To Freedom

It isn’t just about hot dogs, beer and sunburn…

Remember why!

Memorial Day 2018

Calendar art

Illegal Immigration

Tomorrow, consider what is happening in America. Those that fought and dies down through America’s fights, didn’t do so to give up the Country.

Holidays

Tomorrow is a day of celebration honoring a condiment or some insignificant pissant battle. Called Cinco de Mayo south of Nogales, the Social Justice Warriors in America allow for one day of cultural appropriation where by gringos can get sloshed on Pulque, and wear sombreros.
Normally, we would have to press #1 for English, forsake seeking fast food employment and eating tacos.
Remember Obama believed it was part of our cultural heritage; he called it “Quatro de Cinco” in a beautifully turned phrase.