Laissez le bon temps rouler

Obama, it seems, is a bit miffed about his ‘Legacy’ being so roughly handled.

And to make matters worse, Israel gives one of Obama’s close buddies, a colossal wedgie.

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Signs of the times

Snickers & Snarks

A couple of women chatting in Heaven

1st woman: Hi! Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How’d you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer—we’d both still be alive.

Signs of the times

Signs of the times

Coming to a clinic near you

In the Progressive milieu of the blue states this will become a mandated practice under Single Payer Health Plans. It is part of the Sanders Health Program to stamp out prostitution and STD’s. This new program is called “Pay Our Prostitutes Under Needed Skills” (POPUPS) will work in conjunction with the CDC and the Pimp’s Union.

Legislation is forthcoming.

Signs of the times