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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

~ Groucho Marx

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You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.

~ Henny Youngman

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My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

~ Henny Youngman

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If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.

~ Henny Youngman

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