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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

~ Groucho Marx

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A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.

~ Yogi Berra

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I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?

~ Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

~ Mark Twain

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Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

~ Don Marquis

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

~ Lana Turner

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Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.

~ Don Rickles