Snickers & Snarks

At election time

 

they all come out of

 

the wood pile.

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Snickers & Snarks

How often have you sat with your doctor and had him deliver all the same platitudes on your ill advised ways.
what would you say if he said stuff like this.

Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it… Don’t waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Brandy distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Bottom up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. If you have two body, your ratio two to one.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?

A: Can’t think of single one, sorry. My philosophy: No pain…good!

Q: Aren’t fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetable be bad?

Q : Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Oh no! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: You crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me.

Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! ‘Round’ is shape!

Well… I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

And remember:
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways – Chardonnay in one hand – chocolate in the other – body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming “WOO-HOO, what a ride!!”

AND…..

For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans…

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Cretins, Morons and Dolts

When one is dealing with an ideology, any posit, argument, discussion or conversation will go nowhere. The mailer of bombs, the Synagogue shooter and any other assorted members of the Left do not believe in compromise unless you define that term as ‘I win, you lose and we’re doing it my way.

To punctuate that diatribe is:


A small caliber such as a .22 Hornet gives excellent responses.


One doesn’t need Round #2.
If you think this is gross, remember that they intend this for you.

Laissez le bon temps rouler

Maybe can get a major BOHICA to punctuate his problems.

Facebook exodus continues as Oculus co-founder Brendan Iribe leaves

Brendan Iribe, the former CEO and co-founder of Oculus, announced on Monday that he would be leaving Facebook, making him the latest founder of a notable start-up acquired by the company to depart. [snip]

Facebook has seen the exits of Instagram Co-founders Kevin Systrom and Mike Krieger in September and WhatsApp Co-founder Jan Koum in April as it has dealt with a series of scandals over the security and privacy of user data as well as the spread of misinformation on the company’s services.

Iribe joined Facebook when the company acquired Oculus, a virtual reality company, in 2014 for $2 billion. Since then, Oculus has failed to gain mainstream adoption, but Facebook has continued to develop new versions of the company’s hardware, most recently announcing the $399 Oculus Quest. Iribe was CEO of Oculus until he was demoted from the role in late 2016. [snip]

Tensions between Zuckerberg and his acquired start-up co-founders have reportedly been growing over the past year as the company deals with scandal after scandal. Speaking last week, Instagram’s Systrom said “no one ever leaves a job because everything’s awesome.” [snip]

Membership in…

…The Party of 1024th

This is a VERY select group, all notable for being idiots.

Peccable reflections

Somewhere during the late Devonian period and yesterday it became accepted to let one’s mental aberration become mainstream and public.

Witches to Hex Justice Kavanaugh in Occult Ritual in NYC

Witches plan to place a public hex on Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh through an occult ritual on Oct. 20 in New York City, an event sponsored by Catland Books, which describes itself as “Brooklyn’s premiere occult bookshop & spiritual community space.” The planned ritual has been advertised on Facebook. [snip]

“We are embracing witchcraft’s true roots as the magik of the poor, the downtrodden and disenfranchised and it’s history as often the only weapon, the only means of exacting justice available to those of us who have been wronged by men just like him,” reads the description.

“He will be the focal point, but by no means the only target, so bring your rage and all of the axes you’ve got to grind,” states Catland. s[nip]

It wasn’t that long ago that this form of mental illness was burned at the stake or hanged so their feet couldn’t touch the ground. In some places this fine ritual is still performed. This does not seem like a bad idea; it rids the population of addled fools.

If you are off putted by such idiocy, attend the gathering and bring a gallon of water. Toss it on them. No, they probably won’t melt, but with luck they might get a terminal respiratory ailment. Failing that at least a bath.

Life in a Socialist America

Liberalism has already been diagnosed and certified as a mental disorder. The Court of Public Opinion where the commies and fascists AntiFa play, has confirmed this assignation of fact.

Naked man high on drugs climbs into church’s holy water before walking down the aisle in front of children while masturbating

A 21-year-old man allegedly high on drugs crashed a North Dakota church service on Tuesday morning and stripped off.

Police allege Zachary Burdick had methamphetamine in his system when he entered the Spirit of Life Church about 9am.

There, he took off his clothes, bathed in holy water and walked down the aisle touching himself.

The wannabe rap star had been at the church earlier, police say, and was asked to leave after trying to bless people and hand out the Book of Mormon.  [snip]

Unlike Christina ‘Blowsy’ Ford we have proof, unnecessary as it may be in the New Laws of accusations.

The newest members of the Leftist contagion is finally becoming clear. A horde of mental defectives some drug addled, others criminal deviants and quite a few perverts. Who could ask for anything more!
Note that these deficient individuals reside in Socialist places or places desiring to be socialist.

Has the world gone mad? Mental

health disorders on the rise globally

Mental health disorders are on the rise in every country in the world and could cost the global economy up to $16 trillion between 2010 and 2030 if a collective failure to respond is not addressed, according to an expert report on Tuesday.

The “Lancet Commission” report by 28 global specialists in psychiatry, public health and neuroscience, as well as mental health patients and advocacy groups, said the growing crisis could cause lasting harm to people, communities and economies worldwide.

While some of the costs will be the direct costs of healthcare and medicines or other therapies, most are indirect – in the form of loss of productivity, and spending on social welfare, education and law and order, the report’s co-lead author Vikram Patel said.

The wide-ranging report did not give the breakdown of the potential $16 trillion economic impact it estimated by 2030.

“The situation is extremely bleak,” Patel, a professor at Harvard Medical School in the United States, told reporters.

He said the burden of mental illness had risen “dramatically” worldwide in the past 25 years, partly due to societies ageing and more children surviving into adolescence, yet “no country is investing enough” to tackle the problem.

“No other health condition in humankind has been neglected as much as mental health has,” Patel said.

The World Health Organization (WHO) estimates that around 300 million people worldwide have depression and 50 million have dementia. Schizophrenia is estimated to affect 23 million people, and bipolar disorder around 60 million. [snip] (emphasis added)

Remember, with socialism/Communism any resistance to or disbelief in adherence to Socialist thought is considered a mental illness. The “Ministry of Truth” has do declared. Soviet gulags and prisons were filled with those that didn’t breathe the cant of the government.

Here we have the World Health Organization, a part of the UN doing the labeling. We classify this as highly suspect. They trod the same path as the Globalist UN does in their narrow world of schlock derived from the “One World Order. All this consists of Climate Change, bent gender accommodation, collectivist economies and every other kink in man’s condition.