The Night of Narcissism

This has to be the prestigious night of the year, rivaled only by the Steamfitters Convention, held this year in Krenkheit, Kansas.

Yes, we’re talking about the Oscars. The one night of the year when most of the denizens of Hollyweord Hillstake a shower, search through the laundry hamper for the cleanest underwear and show up so that they may be seen. And hope to win something besides a sore ass from sitting through this balderdash.

This year they have a special category for off screen performance.

This will be the highlight of the evening.

Snickers & Snarks

A shmata is a dress that your husband’s ex is wearing.

Progressives: The new cannibals

The food police now have a new menu to check and enforce. Strange how this works out.

VA GOV Northam On Racist Yearbook Pic: I Did Blackface In The Past, But Not In This Photo

Well, that was certainly one a bizarre press conference yesterday. In the span of a day, Virginia’s Democratic Gov. Ralph Northam went from apologizing for being in a racist costume in a yearbook photo…to saying that wasn’t him in the photo, but he’s done blackface before’ he dressed up as Michael Jackson.

The defense is ‘Oh, so, I didn’t engage in blackface here, but there was another time that wasn’t pictured, so that means I can stay’ or something. Northam is adamant to not resign, saying it would be the easy way out in ducking his responsibilities, despite nearly the entirety of the liberal establishment calling on him to do so. The man ran as the anti-racist candidate for lack of a better term. And no, that doesn’t mean his Republican opponent, Ed Gillespie, was one during the 2017 gubernatorial race. The ads insinuating as much were a gross smear, but ironic in light of the recent yearbook revelation. A lot of tweets about and from Northam did not age well. [snip]

Wow, this certainly unrings the bell. We’re overjoyed that he wanted to clarify this minor miscue. Oo, bla di, Oo bla da. And life goes on.

Snickers & Snarks

Snickers & Snarks

At election time

 

they all come out of

 

the wood pile.

Snickers & Snarks

How often have you sat with your doctor and had him deliver all the same platitudes on your ill advised ways.
what would you say if he said stuff like this.

Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it… Don’t waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Brandy distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Bottom up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. If you have two body, your ratio two to one.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can’t think of single one, sorry. My philosophy: No pain…good!

Q: Aren’t fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetable be bad?

Q : Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Oh no! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: You crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me.

Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! ‘Round’ is shape!

Well… I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

And remember:
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways – Chardonnay in one hand – chocolate in the other – body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming “WOO-HOO, what a ride!!”

AND…..

For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans…

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Cretins, Morons and Dolts

When one is dealing with an ideology, any posit, argument, discussion or conversation will go nowhere. The mailer of bombs, the Synagogue shooter and any other assorted members of the Left do not believe in compromise unless you define that term as ‘I win, you lose and we’re doing it my way.

To punctuate that diatribe is:

A small caliber such as a .22 Hornet gives excellent responses.

One doesn’t need Round #2.
If you think this is gross, remember that they intend this for you.

Laissez le bon temps rouler

Maybe can get a major BOHICA to punctuate his problems.

Facebook exodus continues as Oculus co-founder Brendan Iribe leaves

Brendan Iribe, the former CEO and co-founder of Oculus, announced on Monday that he would be leaving Facebook, making him the latest founder of a notable start-up acquired by the company to depart. [snip]

Facebook has seen the exits of Instagram Co-founders Kevin Systrom and Mike Krieger in September and WhatsApp Co-founder Jan Koum in April as it has dealt with a series of scandals over the security and privacy of user data as well as the spread of misinformation on the company’s services.

Iribe joined Facebook when the company acquired Oculus, a virtual reality company, in 2014 for $2 billion. Since then, Oculus has failed to gain mainstream adoption, but Facebook has continued to develop new versions of the company’s hardware, most recently announcing the $399 Oculus Quest. Iribe was CEO of Oculus until he was demoted from the role in late 2016. [snip]

Tensions between Zuckerberg and his acquired start-up co-founders have reportedly been growing over the past year as the company deals with scandal after scandal. Speaking last week, Instagram’s Systrom said “no one ever leaves a job because everything’s awesome.” [snip]

Membership in…

…The Party of 1024^th

This is a VERY select group, all notable for being idiots.

Peccable reflections

Somewhere during the late Devonian period and yesterday it became accepted to let one’s mental aberration become mainstream and public.

Witches to Hex Justice Kavanaugh in Occult Ritual in NYC

Witches plan to place a public hex on Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh through an occult ritual on Oct. 20 in New York City, an event sponsored by Catland Books, which describes itself as “Brooklyn’s premiere occult bookshop & spiritual community space.” The planned ritual has been advertised on Facebook. [snip]

“We are embracing witchcraft’s true roots as the magik of the poor, the downtrodden and disenfranchised and it’s history as often the only weapon, the only means of exacting justice available to those of us who have been wronged by men just like him,” reads the description.

“He will be the focal point, but by no means the only target, so bring your rage and all of the axes you’ve got to grind,” states Catland. s[nip]

It wasn’t that long ago that this form of mental illness was burned at the stake or hanged so their feet couldn’t touch the ground. In some places this fine ritual is still performed. This does not seem like a bad idea; it rids the population of addled fools.

If you are off putted by such idiocy, attend the gathering and bring a gallon of water. Toss it on them. No, they probably won’t melt, but with luck they might get a terminal respiratory ailment. Failing that at least a bath.