Ponder this

I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.

~ Vincent Van Gogh

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Idiot’s Corner

Oh! How terrible this is.

The horrible effects of

oppression suffered by

Colin Kaepernick.

It is no wonder GQ decided to honor him as CITIZEN DUDE of the Year to make up for all his adversity.

Imagine having to grow up with all the amenities such as good schooling nice clothes and housing with your own room. Clean air not filled with bullets from some hoodie driveby. Yup, dis boy was oppressed.

And understand where he’s coming from now, this is the oppression that this person of minor talents, ex-NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick is forced to endure. Could you live in a hovel such as this with hot and cold running maids, not enough palm trees and only able to drive ONE car at a time!

Why that looks like some cheap gate bought at Home Depot. How low can one get.
A rather large carbon footprint for such a caring Social Justice Warrior

It’s hard to chastise someone’s behavior…unless you have “walked a mile” in one pair of their 400+ pairs of shoes!

Makes me want to run right over and kick the snot out of him while he’s oppressed.

Laissez le bon temps rouler

Finally, there is hope for the Snowflakes and those who have been educated with no sense of history.

ANAA

(“Americans with No Abilities Act”)

The Senate is considering a sweeping legislative bill sponsored by the Democratic Party that will provide new benefits for many more Americans. The “Americans With No Abilities Act” is being hailed by the mainstream media as a major legislative goal of advocates for the millions of Americans who lack any real skills and ambition.


“Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society,” said California Sen. Barbara Boxer. “We can no longer stand by and allow “People of Inability” (POI) to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of smart workers, simply because they have some idea of what they are doing.”

In a Capitol Hill press conference, Nancy Pelosi pointed to the success of the U.S. Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to performance. At the state government level, the Department of Motor Vehicles also has an excellent record of hiring Persons with No Ability (63%).

Under the “Americans With No Abilities Act”, more than 25 million mid-level positions will be created, with important-sounding titles, but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and performance.

Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions will be given to guarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable employees. The legislation provides substantial tax breaks to corporations that promote a significant number of “Persons of Inability” (POI) into middle-management positions, and give a tax credit to small and medium-sized businesses that agree to hire one clueless worker for every two talented hires.

Finally, the “Americans With No Abilities Act” contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the non-abled, banning, for example, discriminatory hiring interview questions such as, “Do you have any skills or experience that relate to this job?”

“As a non-abled person, I can’t be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them,” said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint, Mich., due to her inability to remember “righty tighty, lefty loosey”. “This new law should be real good for people like me. I’ll finally have job security.” With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens will finally see a light at the end of the tunnel.

Said Sen. Dick Durbin,II: “As a Senator with no abilities, I believe the same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be extended to every American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her inadequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation, and a good salary for doing so.”

This message was approved by Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Nancy Pelosi and Maxine Waters.

Peccable reflections

It’s here. Deer season is upon us and a myriad of sportsmen are taking to the woods in an annual rite of Autumn.

Here is a serious question.

We are looking forward to hunting season, and need an answer. If we shoot a buck, but only have a doe tag, can we claim that the buck wasn’t really a buck? We mean, perhaps he’d always wanted to be a doe, but with no choice of his own because he was born with the physical attributes of a male. You know, really deep down on the inside he’d always known he was truly a female.
I’m just wondering if if it is possible to get the game warden to buy that bullshit, because society and the Supreme Court does.

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