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With the start of the New Year 2017, we shall be in luck given the plethora of bunkum that the bribed scribes call news. After they finish abusing the language, one needs a new dictionary to “dejargonize” the scribblings.

Looks like a serious case of operating a vehicle with no knowledge of electricity.

Tesla owner files lawsuit in California claiming sudden acceleration

Tesla Motors Inc was sued on Friday by a Model X owner who said his electric SUV suddenly accelerated while being parked, causing it to crash through the garage into the owner’s living room, injuring the driver and a passenger.

The Model X owner, Ji Chang Son, said that one night in September, he slowly pulled into his driveway as his garage door opened when the car suddenly sped forward.

“The vehicle spontaneously began to accelerate at full power, jerking forward and crashing through the interior wall of the garage, destroying several wooden support beams in the wall and a steel sewer pipe, among other things, and coming to rest in Plaintiffs’ living room,” the lawsuit said. [snip]

They can use some of the insurance money to hire the local Home Depot Feng Shui clerk.

Hey remember, this is merely part of the Obama Administration protocols.

Report: Homeland Security Officials Took Millions in Bribes to ‘Look the Other Way’ on Drug Cartels

A stunning case of corruption inside the Department of Homeland Security was overshadowed by headlines about Russia and Israel this past week. Yet, federal employees accepting millions of dollars in bribes to avoid doing their job, is certainly worth a look.

Hundreds of DHS employees have “looked the other way” as drugs crossed the border because cartels have made them offers they can’t refuse. Other employees have sold green cards and other documents illegally. More from The New York Times:

It was not an isolated case. A review by The New York Times of thousands of court records and internal agency documents showed that over the last 10 years almost 200 employees and contract workers of the Department of Homeland Security have taken nearly $15 million in bribes while being paid to protect the nation’s borders and enforce immigration laws.

No wonder our immigration system is so broken.

In order to address the internal issues, the department has hired more investigators, offered ethics training and is administering polygraph tests to new applicants, The Times reports.

The Times report does not include the gifts, trips or money that DHS employees have stolen, the editors note.

Once the inside corruption is taken care of, Donald Trump’s administration can get to work on building a wall along the southern border, install better aerial surveillance and send more agents down there to be on the patrol.

That’s going to cut into Obama’s vacation money.

I’ll let you look at the images of this disgrace. Now you can know why Britain is in such terrible shape. You’ll see some of our snowflakes in this arrangement.

Some people won’t be having a happy new year! Carnage on the streets of Britain as revellers see in 2017 with a night of fighting, vomiting and a LOT of flesh on show

It was a wild night of celebrations and booze-fuelled mayhem on the streets of Britain last night as revellers welcomed in 2017 – and no one was wrapping up warm.

Millions of raucous party-goers packed out pubs and clubs, with some braving the freezing temperatures in skimpy dresses.

However, as Britons waved goodbye to 2016, there were some unsavoury scenes with fights breaking out in Swansea and Manchester.

In one particularly unsightly incident, a flabby shirtless man was seen repeatedly kicking another lying in a gutter in Manchester, as the New Year celebrations turned ugly. [snip

If the aforementioned photo of some flabby idiot kicking the snot out of another unconscious clown doesn’t put you off your feed, perhaps this image will.
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Just one more example of why the disciples of Obama are considered worse than followers of Voldemort.

EPA To Alaskans: We Might Fine You For Burning Wood To Stay Warm

Well, in the Alaskan interior, winters can be brutal. With temperatures dropping below zero, burning wood is the only viable way for Alaskans in these rather desolate areas to stay warm. Yet, government thinks this is a problem concerning small-particle pollution. In fact, the Environmental Protection Agency is so concerned that they’re mulling fining people who burn wood to stay warm. John Daniel Davidson, a senior correspondent for The Federalist (and Alaskan native) had more:

If only the bureaucrats in Washington DC knew what the wolf-dog knew. But alas, now comes the federal government to tell the inhabitants of Alaska’s interior that, really, they should not be building fires to keep themselves warm during the winter. The New York Times reports the Environmental Protection Agency could soon declare the Alaskan cities of Fairbanks and North Pole, which have a combined population of about 100,000, in “serious” noncompliance of the Clean Air Act early next year.Like most people in Alaska, the residents of those frozen cities are burning wood to keep themselves warm this winter. Smoke from wood-burning stoves increases small-particle pollution, which settles in low-lying areas and can be breathed in. The EPA thinks this is a big problem. Eight years ago, the agency ruled that wide swaths of the most densely populated parts of the region were in “non-attainment” of federal air quality standards.

That prompted state and local authorities to look for ways to cut down on pollution from wood-burning stoves, including the possibility of fining residents who burn wood. After all, a declaration of noncompliance from the EPA would have enormous economic implications for the region, like the loss of federal transportation funding.

The problem is, there’s no replacement for wood-burning stoves in Alaska’s interior. Heating oil is too expensive for a lot of people, and natural gas isn’t available. So they’ve got to burn something.

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This of course is a ridiculous situation. The EPA has no business telling Alaskans they shouldn’t burn wood to keep warm in the depths of winter. For one thing, concern over air pollution from wood smoke is misplaced. The high levels of particulate matter in places like Fairbanks in January are not the same thing as smog in Los Angeles. The areas affected by pollution from wood stoves are relatively small because they’re the result of something called inversion. At -30 degrees Fahrenheit, smoke doesn’t rise. It drops down to ground level and settles in low-lying areas. But this doesn’t happen city-wide, it happens on a single block or street.

Well, hopefully things will change once the Trump administration takes over on January 20.

It is going to take much time and huge digging to get the pinheads out of the EPA.
The is another option. Just get rid of it, and that is easy to do. Thanks to President Milhous Nixon, the EPA came into being via executive orders. Nixon did this to appease his detractors, foolish him.

More on this in another post.

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Cabinet Maker

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Donald Trump continues to interview everyone under the sun for potential cabinet appointments, and Hope n’ Change is enjoying the torment each new name causes those on the Left.

As of this writing, the President-elect is said to be considering General James “Mad Dog” Mattis for Secretary of Defense, which we’re enthusiastically in favor of if only to watch liberal heads explode after hearing that Trump has appointed someone nicknamed “Mad Dog.”

Much like Trump, the General isn’t shy about generating attention-grabbing quotes. Among our favorites is “be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.”  Granted, there are rumors that the phrase was originated by Hillary Clinton, but we find it unlikely owing to her inability to be either polite or professional.

We don’t have much to add just now, other than that we’re pleased to see the outreach that Trump is making, and delighted with the quality of the people he’s putting in important roles. The next four years are looking better and better.

Also, in case the position of Secretary of Smart-Assery is still available, our phone lines are open.

BONUS: STAGED FRIGHT
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Yes, that’s really the price.

It’s hardly shocking that Broadway is something of a liberal cesspool, but those on The Great White (Privileged) Way hit new depths of dipshittery on Friday night when VP-elect Mike Pence attended a performance of “Hamilton.”

Pence was booed by the audience, and at the evening’s curtain call the cast delivered this insulting message from the stage: “We are the diverse America who are alarmed and anxious that your new administration will not protect us, our planet, our children, our parents, or defend us and uphold our inalienable rights.”

As much as Hope n’ Change would like to call for a boycott of the show (a retelling of our nation’s formation in Rap music), it would run contrary to our support of our precious First Amendment right to say things that are stupid and offensive.

Rather, we’re thinking of kicking off a fundraising campaign. If a bunch of us can put together $849, we can buy a ticket to the show for Mad Dog Mattis and encourage him to (ahem) meet the cast.

Squealing Lefties

Once more those who have had their desires annulled by the more astute middle America are now having a hissy fit. The self described important ones wish to make a statement, one that THEY think holds some meaning.
Back when Fool #44 had any power, they were demanding that people violate their beliefs abetted by bad law. With the change at the top, these gilded lilies are worrying that they may be forced to bend in likewise fashion. Pardon the pun.

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Designer Announces She Won’t Work With Melania Trump

Sophie Theallet, a designer who has dressed Michelle Obama during her time as First Lady, published an open letter on Twitter announcing that she will refuse to work with Melania Trump. Theallet said that she will not associate with her due to Donald Trump’s “rhetoric of racism, sexism, and xenophobia” throughout the campaign. Theallet urged other designers to refuse to work with Melania as well.

Response to the open letter has been mostly mixed, with some praising Theallet for standing up for what she believes in, and others calling the whole affair a publicity stunt.

While Theallet is free to dress whoever she pleases, it’s kind of odd that people are cheering this letter yet at the same time demand that bakeries and florists cater to clientele that they don’t want to work with due to their personal convictions. This can’t go both ways.

As well it should. Giving them a taste of their own idiocy is condign. Since enforcing the cake baking law upon the Liberals and watching them squirm with the threat has a very high entertainment quotient, why not make them spend money for lawyers and some court time.

It is wonderful to see them frightened of having to deal with the same legal conditions they so gleefully nailed to Christian bakers and candlestick makers, but not Muslims striving in the same fields.

Saying that ends it. No one should be forced to work doing something that violates their beliefs; coercing this by law is slavery.