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Whores, Bores and Bumboys

gathered to adore the modestly talented.

It is also the greatest waste of electricity since the Hoover Dam was built.

One of the many awards given was the one ripping guns.

Liam Neeson should have this one for his comments on guns while starring in “Taken” and all sequels.

As for me, I didn’t see any of this maudlin crap. There was an excellent infomercial on Tide Pod flavors.One would think Millennials would be torn between this and the Oscars.

Moi, on the other hand read up on ridding one’s lawn of chiggers and grubs, much more entertaining.


Ponder this

Young men have a passion for regarding their elders as senile.

~ Henry Adams

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Finally, there is hope for the Snowflakes and those who have been educated with no sense of history.


(“Americans with No Abilities Act”)

The Senate is considering a sweeping legislative bill sponsored by the Democratic Party that will provide new benefits for many more Americans. The “Americans With No Abilities Act” is being hailed by the mainstream media as a major legislative goal of advocates for the millions of Americans who lack any real skills and ambition.

“Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society,” said California Sen. Barbara Boxer. “We can no longer stand by and allow “People of Inability” (POI) to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of smart workers, simply because they have some idea of what they are doing.”

In a Capitol Hill press conference, Nancy Pelosi pointed to the success of the U.S. Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to performance. At the state government level, the Department of Motor Vehicles also has an excellent record of hiring Persons with No Ability (63%).

Under the “Americans With No Abilities Act”, more than 25 million mid-level positions will be created, with important-sounding titles, but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and performance.

Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions will be given to guarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable employees. The legislation provides substantial tax breaks to corporations that promote a significant number of “Persons of Inability” (POI) into middle-management positions, and give a tax credit to small and medium-sized businesses that agree to hire one clueless worker for every two talented hires.

Finally, the “Americans With No Abilities Act” contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the non-abled, banning, for example, discriminatory hiring interview questions such as, “Do you have any skills or experience that relate to this job?”

“As a non-abled person, I can’t be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them,” said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint, Mich., due to her inability to remember “righty tighty, lefty loosey”. “This new law should be real good for people like me. I’ll finally have job security.” With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens will finally see a light at the end of the tunnel.

Said Sen. Dick Durbin,II: “As a Senator with no abilities, I believe the same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be extended to every American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her inadequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation, and a good salary for doing so.”

This message was approved by Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Nancy Pelosi and Maxine Waters.

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Incredibility Gap

We’re not delving deeply into the latest developments of this cockeyed non-story, but we just thought it was worth mentioning that Natalia Veselnitskaya, the Russian attorney with whom Donald Trump Jr. briefly met, must have been living in a Siberian cave for the last couple of decades if she wasn’t able to offer up some plausible dirt on Hillary.

Seriously, if we’d met with Trump Jr, we could have talked for hours about Hillary’s myriad scandals and misdeeds. The fact that Veselnitskaya couldn’t and didn’t only lends additional credibility to the idea that she was more likely an operative representing Loretta Lynch and Barack Obama than Vladimir Putin.


First things first: we’re not making a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics. We have good friends who are participants and we’ve celebrated their impressive accomplishments.

We’re not even making a joke about Michelle Obama, who was at the Espy Awards presenting the Arthur Ashe Courage Award to the late Eunice Kennedy Shriver in honor of the work she did in founding the Special Olympics and working with those who have special needs. The former first lady did a fine job, and the cause was deserving.

What we are having a bit of trouble with is again associating the Obama name with the Special Olympics after Barack, that smug and smarmy SOB, once likened his bowling ability to that of Special Olympics participants as a cheap shot to get laughs.

Not a major story, certainly – but as we head into the weekend, isn’t it nice to appreciate the fact that neither Hillary nor Barry is in the White House these days?