The Night of Narcissism

This has to be the prestigious night of the year, rivaled only by the Steamfitters Convention, held this year in Krenkheit, Kansas.

Yes, we’re talking about the Oscars. The one night of the year when most of the denizens of Hollyweord Hillstake a shower, search through the laundry hamper for the cleanest underwear and show up so that they may be seen. And hope to win something besides a sore ass from sitting through this balderdash.

This year they have a special category for off screen performance.

This will be the highlight of the evening.


These are the persons who threaten to leave the country if X or Y wins instead of some peckerwood Democrat.

Actor Alec Baldwin, 60, has been arrested for assault in New York City on Friday

Hotheaded actor Alec Baldwin is speaking out following his arrest for allegedly punching a New Yorker who stole his parking spot in a expletive-filled outburst on Friday.

Hours after he was taken into the New York Police Department’s 6th Precinct near his Greenwich Village home, he was released and returned to his penthouse. Then the 60-year-old actor took to Twitter to clear his name, claiming he never threw any punches. [snip]

The incident unfolded at a parking spot on E. 10th St near the intersection with University Place, a block east of Fifth Avenue at 1.30pm.

Sources say one of Baldwin’s family members was holding the spot when Wojciech Cieszkowski, 49, of Pearl River, New York, driving a black Saab station wagon pulled into the spot, according to Page Six. 

Baldwin lives in a multi-million dollar penthouse on the same street with his wife, Hilaria Baldwin, and their four young children.

The two men got into an argument and when Cieszkowski headed to the meter to pay, Baldwin allegedly bolted up to him and punched him.  Police said the two pushed each other before Baldwin got aggressive.

A witness told that Baldwin yelled, ‘F*** off’ during the fight.

‘He was minding his business and all of a sudden, [Baldwin] just punched him,’ the witness said. [snip]

Baldwin, just get out and take your ratty kids and your Cosmo reading wife with you. That would make America “Great Again”.


Here’s another Bimbo who actually won’t leave either.

Barbra Streisand ‘Thinking About’ Moving to Canada If Democrats Don’t Win House

Singer Barbra Streisand said she might move to Canada if the Democrats don’t win control of the U.S. House in this year’s mid-term election.

When asked during an interview with The New York Times how she was feeling these days, she said she’s been that losing sleep.

“I want to sleep nights, if we take the House I’ll be able to sleep a little bit better,” she said.

Streisand was asked what she would do if the Democrats don’t win the House.

“Don’t know. I’ve been thinking about, do I want to move to Canada? I don’t know. I’m just so saddened by this thing happening to our country. It’s making me fat. I hear what he said now, and I have to go eat pancakes now, and pancakes are very fattening. We make them with healthy flour, though — almond flour, coconut flour,” she said. [snip]

She’s been threatening to leave since Bush #43 was elected. Go north. You can sing “Au Cannabis” with the rest of the pothead Canucks. We won’t miss you.


Another idiot idea from inside the Beltway.

Washington, DC, could let 16-year-olds vote for president

The Washington, D.C., City Council is preparing to vote on a bill to lower the voting age to 16 for all elections, both local and federal.

WTOP-FM reports the bill won 3-0 approval in the Judiciary and Public Safety committee Thursday and will get a final vote before the full council this month.

The 26th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution guarantees citizens 18 and older the right to vote, but scholars have said it doesn’t prevent a state, or in this case, the nation’s capital, from setting a lower age.

Council member Charles Allen says his bill will “enfranchise the District’s young people and bring their voices into the political process.”

This is attempting to load up on young voters who will vote communist. This, of course, hopes they will put down ‘Game Boy’ and stop the self-abuse long enough to emerge from the pot fog and find out what month it is.


All this noise should tell you that the polls are lying.

DEM PANIC? Ocasio-Cortez calls Trump ‘monster’, Biden threatens violence, wild-eyed Obama’s voice cracks during rant

With the critical midterm elections taking place on Tuesday, it appears Democrats are starting to panic.

In recent weeks, Democrats and many in the mainstream media have largely blamed President Donald Trump’s “rhetoric” for incivility across the country. Yet, several prominent Democrats have made incendiary — and sometimes violent — comments about their Republican counterparts.

On Wednesday, New York Democratic candidate Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez sent out a bizarre email demanding Democrats “push back” against Republicans and Trump, who she referred to as “cold-hearted monsters.”

In a very lengthy email, the self-described socialist vowed to protect voters from “white supremacist forces” that she claims are terrorizing Americans under Trump. [snip]

Ocasio-Cortez sending out arguably one of the most bizarre political emails ever comes as several other prominent Democrats have made controversial comments.

On Thursday, former Vice President Joe Biden suggested during a campaign rally that a union boss should beat up a GOP lawmaker.

While stumping for struggling Democratic Sen. Heidi Heitkamp of North Dakota, Biden appeared to encourage a union president to use physical violence against GOP Rep. Kevin Cramer. [snip]

Last Friday, former President Barack Obama also appeared very worried about getting Democrats out to vote on Tuesday.

While speaking during a rally in Wisconsin for Democratic candidates, the former president launched into a bizarre rant when trying to attack the president without his teleprompter, his voice cracking.

After accusing Trump and Republicans of “shamelessly lying” about the migrant caravan marching toward the United States, he implied the issue wasn’t a big deal ahead of the election. [snip]

Tuesday is going to be one hell of a night. There will be hair fires and wailing in the darkness.

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Certified Loonies

Another Hollyweird bimbo is threatening America with more effete protests. Alyssa Milano, who ever the hell she is claims that if Mueller is fired, she’ll take to the streets. Probably familiar territory for here, walking the streets. Sounds like she is in dire need of some press coverage. Next time we see her visage won’t be on a movie poster; the “Smoking Gun” blog might have dibs.

Alyssa Milano: ‘If They Fire Mueller, We Take to the Streets’

Actress and gun control activist Alyssa Milano put out a call to the Resistance on Wednesday, warning of a revolt if Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation into the 2016 election is ended.

“If they fire Mueller, we take to the streets,” Alyssa Milano tweeted in response to a tweet sent by President Donald Trump, urging Attorney General Jeff Sessions halt the Mueller probe.

“This is a terrible situation and Attorney General Jeff Sessions should stop this Rigged Witch Hunt right now, before it continues to stain our country any further. Bob Mueller is totally conflicted, and his 17 Angry Democrats that are doing his dirty work are a disgrace to USA!” President Trump tweeted. [snip]

THAT should cause Trump to cower behind the Mount Rushmore.

Stilton’s Place

This explains why they don’t want us seeing into their backpacks.

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One last poke in the eye of those precious and delicate individuals with borderline personalities. A rare gift for them; it allows them to play any role since they haven’t a clue as to their own identity.

Stilton’s Place

Tell me you don’t recognize Oscar Wilde.

We here at the Loon Watch shall spend the evening sipping on CLR, rather than waste our time with that tref.

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