Cretins, Morons and Dolts

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Banning Christmas songs

Any one of these can get you a felony arrest record for offending some twit. Do it anyway!

Since you decided to pull “Baby it’s Cold Outside” from its playlist because someone was offended, I feel that these other holiday songs are also on the chopping block. How did our generation ever survive?

  • I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus. Subjecting minors to soft core porn
  • The Christmas Song: Open fire? Pollution. Folks dressed up like Eskimos? Cultural appropriation
  • Holly Jolly Christmas: Kiss her once for me? Unwanted advances
  • White Christmas? Racist
  • Santa Claus is Coming to Town: Sees you when you’re sleeping? Knows when you’re awake? Peeping Tom stalker
  • Most Wonderful Time of the Year: Everyone telling you be of good cheer? Forced to hide depression
  • Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Bullying
  • It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas. Forced gender-specific gifts: dolls for Janice and Jen and boots and pistols (GUNS!) for Barney and Ben
  • Santa Baby: Gold digger, blackmail
  • Frosty the Snowman: Sexist; not a snow woman
  • Do You Hear What I Hear. blatant disregard for the hearing impaired
  • Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas: Make the yuletide GAY? Wow, just wow
  • Jingle Bell Rock: Giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet. animal abuse
  • Mistletoe and Holly. Overeating, folks stealing a kiss or two? How did this song ever see the light of day?
  • Winter Wonderland. Parson Brown demanding they get married…forced partnership
  • I’ll Be Home For Christmas. Not if you are homeless. That’s just Insensitive
  • Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. Homicide. Extremely violent and promotes alcoholism.”

Cretins, Morons and Dolts

One would think that she has a case for a very tidy lawsuit.

Harvard Landlord Tells Domestic Violence Survivor To Move Out Over Her Firearms; UPDATE: Awful Roommates Say MAGA Hat Tipped Them Off

This story is just infuriating. It also should remind all conservative that it’s best to stick with your tribe. Leyla Pirnie is a graduate student at Harvard, where her terrible roommates searched her room while she was away because they felt she might have firearms. What gave her away? Well, she wore a Make America Great Again hat, and she’s from Alabama. It may surprise some liberals, but Democrats do livein Alabama. Also, they searched her room, invaded her privacy, and then ratted her out to their landlord over he legally owned firearms, which she obtained after surviving an abusive relationship. How dare she take steps to ensure her safety?

“Since it’s clear that Leyla wants to keep her firearms, it would be best for all parties if she finds another place to live,” Dave Lewis, president of Avid Management, said in an email to the household obtained by the Washington Free Beacon.

The request that the student, Leyla Pirnie, move out came after her roommates searched her room while she was not home and found her firearms. That prompted one of the roommates to email Lewis requesting he verify that Pirnie was in compliance with applicable firearms laws.

“We discussed with Leyla that all of us are uncomfortable with having firearms in the house, and that their presence causes anxiety and deprives us of the quiet enjoyment of the premise to which we are entitled,” the roommate wrote to Lewis.

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A few weeks ago, I came back to my apartment from a weekend trip and was confronted by one of my roommates who asked if I had guns in the house,” she told the Free Beacon. “After being told far too many lies to count, my roommates finally admitted that they searched my closet, under my bed, and all of my drawers in pursuit of finding my guns.”

While she was given several different explanations for why the roommates entered and searched her room, the 24-year-old said she felt her political beliefs and where she is from played a significant role in the roommates’ actions.

When I asked them why they were in my room to begin with, they each came up with completely contradicting stories (none of which made any sense), but one comment struck me in particular: ‘We saw that you had a MAGA hat and come on, you’re from Alabama… so we just kind of assumed that you had something,'” she said. “I asked why they didn’t just call me and ask me before intruding. One of the girls responded that fear took over her body and she felt compelled to search my room until she found proof… I cannot make this up.” [snip]

Well, let me be the first to say that Leyla’s roommates are straight trash. They’re probably liberal Democrats, which makes them terrible from the get-go. Second, let this be a lesson that the Left is unhinged. They don’t care about anyone else who isn’t in their tribe. Not only that, but they probably hate you. Stick with you own people, folks. Democrats and Republicans, liberals and conservatives are different. We have different cultural attitudes. We share nothing in common. The problem for Leyla is that she was trying to get better educated and so happen to pick an elite institution in the middle of a progressive cesspool. [snip]

Yes, a very nasty lawsuit should give these prigs something to contemplate for the rest of their lives.

Idiot’s Corner

Democratic socialist wunderkind Ocasio-Cortez compares her election to landing on the moon and wiring America for electricity saying ‘we’ve done what we thought was impossible’

Democratic socialist wunderkind Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said Friday that her surprising election victory, and those of other liberal congressional freshmen, are on a par with a series of landmark moments in American history.

During a press conference hosted by the Sunshine Movement, an advocacy group that leverages youth protests to oppose global warming, the 29-year-old Ocasio-Cortez said her Nov. 6 achievement ranks with the 1969 Moon landing and the 1964 Civil Rights Act. [snip]

She’s a one person clown show.

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