Stilton’s Place

Stilton’s Place

Renegade Renovations

When the President of the United States calls you on the phone, you damn well listen…

“Stilt? Don. With all of this Russia crap, and let me tell you it IS crap, because I’ve seen some very, very bad crap in my day and this crap is much, much worse. Much much. It’s crap! Where was I?”

“Russian crap.”

“Right – the stupid lying fake news media is using it to bury my agenda. I can’t get my big ideas out there. Spicer was a great guy, great guy, but he wasn’t getting it done. So he’s over. Back to the minors.”

“How can I help?”

“I want to draw attention to one American family being made great again, as they hire American laborers to completely rebuild their humble and outdated middle-class home and make it great again! Even MSNBC will eat it up! It’s all about the pictures. And Stilt – I want those to be pictures of you.”

“Me, Mr. President?! But why?

“Many, many good reasons. You don’t look like a rich guy, you look like a schlub. But a hot wife. Very hot. Too good for you, frankly. And people love that whole dynamic. “What the hell has he got that we don’t know about,” they’ll ask themselves. And then there’s your crumbling house. When was the last time you remodeled it?”

“30 years ago.”

“Perfect. We’ll say Carter broke your heart and you haven’t recovered your confidence till now. Been a mental wreck. When people see your picture they’ll buy it. Totally. Totally.”

“So, uh, what do you want me to do?”

“You’ll be the new focus of “Make An American House Great Again.” You’ll share every detail of upgrading your sad little home while energizing the economy with seemingly endless construction bills.”

“But…this will cost tens of thousands of dollars, Mr. President! Where will I get that kind of money?!”

“I’m pretty sure you’ve got that money in your Russian bank account if you know what I mean. Wink-wink, nudge-nudge. So will you do it, Stilt? For Me, for Melania, and for America?”

“Of course, Mr. President. I’ll get right on it.”

“And as a little thank you, none of your readers will ever get audited again. But that’s way off the books. Hush-hush stuff. Loose lips sink ships. Zip it. Ix-nay. Turn the lock and throw away the key.”

“Understood. I won’t let you down, Mr. President.”

“You never have, Stilt. God bless you, you never have.” [snip]

Ponder this

Without freedom of thought, there can be no such thing as wisdom – and no such thing as public liberty without freedom of speech.

~ Benjamin Franklin

Laissez le bon temps rouler

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they’re sexy.

Daily Insanity

There are some things that the Left brings into existence that no matter how one tries to understand, no amount of logic can sort out and make any sense of the reasoning.

The insanity marches on.

We don’t want to insult a hijab clad Muslim woman by a search,
but it’s OK to search a nun. Yep, makes sense to me!
You can’t make this stuff up!

Airport security (Detroit Metro Concourse A).

A Catholic nun being frisked by a Muslim security agent!
Excuse me?
Did you say a MUSLIM security agent screening for suspected terrorists?
Political Correctness is out of control.

Toon in

Tolerance: Progressive style

Regardless of what the law says, Progressive thought will supersede that to accomplish that which the Progs wish to have occur.

Jewish Primary School Could Close for Not Teaching LGBT Issues

An Orthodox Jewish girls’ school in London may be shut down because its preschool to early elementary-aged students do not learn about sexual orientation in the classroom.

Vishnitz Girls’ School, with 212 students, ages 3-11, did not pass three inspections by Ofsted, or the Office for Standards in Education, Children’s Services and Skills. According to a report dated May 10, the quality of education is good, the students are safe and healthy, the teachers are qualified and have necessary tools, and the students are enthusiastic about learning. However:

“…Leaders were not able to show that pupils are taught explicitly about issues such as sexual orientation. This restricts pupils’ spiritual, moral, social and cultural development and does not promote equality of opportunity in ways that take account of differing lifestyles.”

The report states earlier on, “Schemes do not pay enough regard to developing respect and tolerance for those who may have protected characteristics as set out in the 2010 Equality Act.”

The protected characteristics include “religion or belief,” as well as sexual orientation. The school may have to violate Orthodox Jewish beliefs—supposedly protected by law—and teach LGBT issues to small children, to remain open. This fact is confirmed by an Ofsted statement cited by Fox, which reads, “Parents have the right to expect an education for their child that conforms to their religious beliefs, as long as it is in compliance with the law.” [snip]

Progressives will tolerate anything as long as it conforms to their ideas of what is allowed. This is why all of their programs which are so good for you and mankind are mandated by force of law. Otherwise, you peons wouldn’t know what is good for you.

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