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Snickers & Snarks

A shmata is a dress that your husband’s ex is wearing.

Peccable reflections

This is offered to assist with your social graces. Some of you may have experienced one or more of these problems. Watch for the warning signs if you can.

Alcohol Warning Labels

If the government really wants to help they should put useful warning labels on products. For instance alcohol should come with labels warning consumers of these unintended side effects:

1. The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.

2. The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

3. The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

4. The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

5. The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

6. The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

7. The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

8. The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.

9. The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.

10. The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

11. The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

12. The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

13. The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

14. The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

Day by Day

Say what?

The modern definition of ‘racist’ is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal. ~ Peter Brimelow

Day by Day

Peccable reflections

Stupidity has a knack of getting its way. ~ Albert Camus

Socialist Immortality…from Rico

Stupid springs eternal.
– I refer to the ‘hopium’ of Socialism.

Despite the abject failure of the socialist Mayflower Compact (1622) of the Plymouth colony, plus over 100 years of contemporary modern history, the wrongheaded ‘mayflower’ of Socialism refuses to die.

So, too, apparently does the flaming leftist heroine RBG aka Ginsdrunk of the SCOTUS. Have the current Socialists of the American Left deemed her immortal now?
– Over two months with no pictures, interviews, appearances…ad nauseum, one wonders IF she is so incapacitated and debilitated to the point she needs to be immediately replaced? Stat!

I personally am of the opinion that Ruth is effectively Tango Uniform but has been ‘covered for’ and publicly made to disappear by the selfsame Swamp Creatures who I also suspect of having literally ‘disappeared’ both Breitbart and Scalia…but that’s just me being untrusting of the lying, murderous scumbags I know the Left to actually be behind their smiley-face masks.
– Leftists can not be trusted, ever…unless it’s trusting that they will (a) fuck you from behind and (b) at their first opportunity. SCOTUS seats not exclusive to this allegory.

The Vulgarians

A Vulgarian!

Idiot’s Corner

Idiot’s Corner