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mind teaser

A will is a dead giveaway.

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The batteries were given out free of charge.

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mind teaser

Those who get too big for their pants
will be totally exposed in the end.

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Police were summoned to a daycare center
where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

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When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she’d  dye.

Jewish Humor

A twofer for today with a pun

Piggy Bank:
A Kosher Paradox

Oy, it’s a crime
In a little seen item in the Jerusalem News, there was a major theft of a warehouse loaded with egg enriched dough.

Unfortunately, this has happened right before the upcoming Sabbath. This will force all of the bakeries to bake their Sabbath challahs with plain, white flour.

Leading rabbis were quoted as saying that they are appalled by the rise in “white challah crimes.”

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mind teaser

My first job was working in an orange juice factory,
but I got canned … couldn’t concentrate.