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Ruminations of life’s turns

One needs to observe the thought processes that differentiate the male and female mind. Not doing this produces some awkward and lasting events.
Take the misconstrued word altering this condition.


What is Celibacy?
Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.”
He then addressed the men.
“Can you name and describe your wife’s favorite flower?”

Frank leaned over, touched Ann’s arm gently, and whispered,
“Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn’t it?”

And thus began Frank’s life of celibacy.

Laissez le bon temps rouler

How long have you been waiting for this to occur? All the clangor from the Jackass Party an the Marxists (a redundancy) finally forced the issue.

Day by Day

Careful what you ask for…

…you might get it!

Just ask any Dumbocrat, they asked and they got; now they’re complaining loudly.

Dem Senator: Why Yes–A Lot Of Us Called For Comey’s Resignation

James Comey is no longer leading the FBI, but Democrats are still not happy. In fact, they’re throwing out the Nixonian and Watergate comparisons. Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY) is now calling for a special prosecutor to investigate the allegations into possible collusion between the Trump campaign and Russian intelligence. Yet, let’s also not forget that the Democrats, for the most part, were calling for Mr. Comey’s firing ever since he informed Congress that the FBI would be reviewing more emails 11 days before Election Day. They wanted his head on a pike.

It’s a question that MSNBC’s Hallie Jackson brought up with Sen. Chris Murphy (D-CT), where the senator admitted that a lot of party members wanted Comey out at the FBI.

“So should he be out as head of the FBI, set aside everything else, did you want to see him gone?” asked Jackson.

“It’s absolutely true that Democrats have been very critical of James Comey and many of us did call for his resignation,” replied Murphy.

Over at CNN, Sen. Ed. Markey (D-MA) said this firing could throw the nation into a constitutional crisis, though he couldn’t necessarily detail why that would be the case when pressed by anchor Poppy Harlow.

Markey reiterated the tired and unsubstantiated allegations that Russian intelligence colluded with members of the Trump team to influence the election. State-funded news organizations and social media trolls did try and interfere, but their impact was not pivotal. Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg noted fake news stories about Clinton did not sway the election. As for the collusion aspect, zero evidence has been found. None. But how is this a constitutional crisis? John Berman asked Markey directly if he felt President Trump’s actions regarding the dismissal of Mr. Comey violated the Constitution. Markey couldn’t answer; giving a bungled answer about how the Constitution provides an election for president that isn’t influenced by foreign powers, and how he feels that Trump fired Comey for other reasons, specifically over the Bureau’s investigation into the Trump-Russia links. The latter hasn’t been confirmed, and yes—the president can fire the FBI director. Also, it’s not like this will completely stop the investigation into the Russian collusion allegations that have (again) so far yielded zero evidence.

This does put the freude in the schaden, oh yes it does. How the screeching starts with the frantic arm waving like someone swatting bees. LOVE IT!

The Millennials

The ultimate has occurred. The Gods of the Millennials have tumbled from their thrones; having one’s genitals’ mutilated is now declassée. What is this world shaking event?

Why nothing more than:

Dept. of Fleeting Fame: “Kardashians” TV Show Ratings Tanking, Caitlyn Jenner’s Book A Bust

Is our long national nightmare over? The saga of the hideous Kardashian-Jenners is losing steam at last. People may finally be wearying of people who are famous for no reason.

First: Caitlyn Jenner’s book about going from Bruce Jenner, Olympic athlete to Caitlyn Jenner, trans heroine, has not rung up big sales in book stores. On amazon, “The Secrets of My Life” is stalled at number 296. The Kindle version is at 487.

Jenner’s own E! TV show “Life with Cait” was cancelled not long after it debuted.

More worrying for the Ks are the ratings for their mothership TV show. “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” finished at number 17 this past Sunday for total viewers out of the top 25 cable shows. The numbers week to week since its 13th season began in March are trending way down. And they are considerably off from last year. In 2016, the season premiere scored over 2 million viewers. Between 700,000 and 800,000 fans have tuned out. [snip]

But maybe the end is near for all these people. Their disappearance would be cause for celebration!