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Dinner choices for Snowflakes

Offering this choice for dinner might give these pompous critters a taste of the socialism they so desperately crave.

Laissez le bon temps rouler

People who don’t like guns, should remember that they are tools and serve those who use them properly.

Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack Using a Small Beretta Pistol:

This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator. What’s the smallest caliber that you would trust to protect yourself?

Here’s her story in her own words: “While out walking along the edge of a pond just outside my house in The Villages with my soon to be ex-husband, discussing property settlement and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft. alligator which suddenly emerged from the murky water and began charging us with its large jaws wide open. She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive.

If I had not had my little Beretta .25 caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today!” 

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Ruminations of life’s turns

One needs to observe the thought processes that differentiate the male and female mind. Not doing this produces some awkward and lasting events.
Take the misconstrued word altering this condition.


What is Celibacy?
Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.”
He then addressed the men.
“Can you name and describe your wife’s favorite flower?”

Frank leaned over, touched Ann’s arm gently, and whispered,
“Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn’t it?”

And thus began Frank’s life of celibacy.

Laissez le bon temps rouler

How long have you been waiting for this to occur? All the clangor from the Jackass Party an the Marxists (a redundancy) finally forced the issue.