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There is no sin but ignorance.

~ Christopher Marlowe

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Daily Insanity

One thing in my life that got me to 76 years old in paying no attention to a couple of idiots with a fax machine in their basement, who pontificate on the “merits” of bad for you food and other dietary BS. You’ve heard all of the garbage about eating healthy. 86 all of it.

Food LIES that KILL…from Rico

Gee, would the Government (in this case the USDA) and politicians (in this case McGovern, Democrat) LIE to people?
– You bet your bippy! Especially when there are big buck$ at stake…

The USDA ‘Food Pyramid’ (with Democrat Senator George McGovern behind it) is possibly the unhealthiest diet imaginable.
– It is only made worse by the Food Industry adding cheaper fillers and chemical additives to stretch the product and make it ‘taste better’ while producing ‘cravings’ for more….much as the cigarette industry did by replacing tobacco with fillers and chemical additives btw…

Processed food (if it has a ‘list of ingredients, it has been ‘processed’…some is more processed than others, but at some point it stops being ‘food’ and becomes purely product – much as cheese stops being cheese and becomes synthetic ‘cheese food product’ instead [read: not cheese, but more akin to plastic].

To pull off this bait-and-switch from actual food to synthetic food, the MSM had to be willing accomplices (well, I was talking about LIARS earlier, right?). Here are some FOOD LIES the public has been ‘told’ and ‘sold’ which are pure horse shit:
1. Eggs are BAD for you. BS, eggs are GOOD for you.
2. Calories are equal. BS, calories from sugar or processed foods aren’t the same as calories from fresh vegetables or fruit.
3. Butter is BAD for you. BS, the opposite is true…it’s the artificial substitutes that are BAD for you…butter is GOOD for you.
4. Protein harms your body and kidneys. BS, eating protein does NOT harm you…not eating protein does.
5. Whole wheat is Good for you. BS, all wheat is BAD for you…I’d skip wheat entirely.
6. Coffee is BAD for you. BS, it actually has a lot of benefits and is OK.
7. Eating meat is BAD for you. See #4 above, eating meat is how humans survived and is necessary for you.
8. Synthetic cooking oils are GOOD for you. BS, manufactured oils are BAD for you and natural oils like Olive and Coconut are GOOD for you.
9. Low-fat/high-carb diets are GOOD for you. BS, low-carb/high-fat diets are much healthier.

The ‘opposite’ of what the public has been ‘told’ for years is true.
– Allow me to put on my “I’m surprised” face, there’s still time before the next election/campaign season begins in earnest…because the same holds true for virtually everything people ‘think’ [read: have been ‘told’] is true about politics and politicians.

Meanwhile, back at the breakfast table, set-aside those sorta-real processed and manufactured corn flakes that make the manufacturer money, and have some steak & eggs instead.
– PS: Dyslexia, suck a cow fart out of my ass why don’t-cha?

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Peccable reflections

This is offered to assist with your social graces. Some of you may have experienced one or more of these problems. Watch for the warning signs if you can.

Alcohol Warning Labels

If the government really wants to help they should put useful warning labels on products. For instance alcohol should come with labels warning consumers of these unintended side effects:

1. The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.

2. The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

3. The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

4. The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

5. The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

6. The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

7. The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

8. The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.

9. The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.

10. The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

11. The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

12. The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

13. The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

14. The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

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