My neighbor went to his doctor for his physical and was sent to the urologist as a precaution. When he got there, he discovered the Urologist is a very pretty and young female doctor.
Well she said,”I’m going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side,bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, ’99’.
My neighbor obeys and says, “99”.
The doc says, “Great”, now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, ’99”.
Again, my neighbor says, ’99’.”
Once more the doc said, “Very good”.
Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly.
I’m going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I’m going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way.
Now take a deep breath and say, ’99’.
My neighbor begins, very slowly
He’s just old, not stupid.