A mind boggling selection of craziness in current America.
You’re going to get serious grief if you won’t share.
Diner Attacked After Refusing Seattle Man’s Demand For A Bite Of His Burrito
Give me a bite of your burrito,” Mahamed Abdi, 24, allegedly demanded of a stranger noshing Saturday afternoon outside a Seattle restaurant.
When the burrito owner declined Abdi’s request (and remarked “That is rude”), Abdi pushed him and again demanded a bite of the Mexican food favorite. As the diner then arose from his seat, Abdi allegedly punched him in the forehead and fled on foot, according to a Seattle Police Department report.
Witnesses described the attacker as a black male in his 20s wearing “a gray ‘beanie’ and white fur coat.”
Cops subsequently caught up to Abdi as he was boarding a city bus near where the burrito attack transpired. After being identified by the victim, he was arrested for assault and booked into the county jail… [snip]
What’s next? Can I have a bite of your wife, daughter, son, dog?
This type of wackiness gets better at 35,00 feet, much more exciting for all.
Southwest passenger screams for booze, throws gang signs ‘for Jesus,’ forces PDX landing, court documents show
A Southwest Airlines flight made an emergency landing in Portland after a belligerent man terrorized flight crews and passengers with gang signs, Jesus preaching and screams for booze, federal court records obtained Wednesday show.
The brouhaha began nearly the moment the suspect, identified in the documents as Lemar Sheron Rogers, boarded the plane Tuesday morning in Seattle and claimed he had a first-class ticket.
He didn’t. Nor did any of the 43 passengers. Attendants had to tell Rogers that the Sacramento-bound flight had no first-class seating. [snip]
To ensure the safety of all onboard, the pilot eventually diverted the flight and landed at Portland International Airport, the documents say.
Two Port of Portland police met the plane at the gate and took Rogers into custody. All the while, he rambled incessantly about Jesus, the documents say.
Rogers told authorities he had been smoking “purple hash” before the flight but didn’t feel high aboard the plane, court records show.
Rogers claimed any gang signs he “threw up were for Jesus” and that the woman who switched seats did so because he is black, according to the documents. [snip]
Sounds like this clown could have flown there without the plane. ‘Purple hash’, huh? This bozo has moths in his serendipity circuit.
I wonder if he told them it was raining.
Police: Man urinated on people near Florida campus
Police are searching for a man who has been urinating on people near the University of Florida campus.
The victims told police they were standing with their backs turned to the man when they felt themselves being urinated upon.
The incidents took place on Saturday, February 22, 2014 after 3:00 a.m., Wednesday, February 26, 2014 after 12:00 p.m., and Saturday, March 1, 2014 after 3:30 a.m.
The victims all told police that when they confronted the man, he ran away.
The suspect is described as a black man, approximately 25-30 years of age, 6’ tall, medium to “chunky” build, short curly hair, dark complexion and was last seen wearing grey or dark hoodie and baggie jeans. [snip]
Well the victims cannot claim to be pissed OFF.
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